• John Cleese: My dearest Twats, those of you residing in the US of A, can watch me in my latest starring role on NBC's Whitney tonight! Love you all...

    10:49:43 am ET Feb 1st from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Staying at the Hyatt Hotel Perth. There's been noisy drilling next door for five days, and they refuse to stop. Not recommended!

    10:17:01 pm ET Jan 31st from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: For those of you who liked my AA ditty here's an amusing hoax from them: @TheAA_news http://t.co/sUHjLpBa

    4:21:22 am ET Jan 26th from Twitter for iPad

  • John Cleese: ... And before you ask, I'm not dead... Just resting...

    10:33:51 pm ET Jan 24th from Twitter for iPad

  • John Cleese: My little darlings, am in Perth, with 8 shows to go, then to Adelaide. Here's a snap that @gazzalon took of me resting http://t.co/VEpS1gBx

    10:32:32 pm ET Jan 24th from Twitter for iPad

  • John Cleese: Now following the very funny @WhitneyCummings

    4:12:09 am ET Jan 16th from Twitter for iPad

  • John Cleese: To all my darling twatters, Merry 30th December, and a Happy 3rd of January. Much love to you all, you gorgeous little ferreting ferrets.

    8:06:32 am ET Dec 30th from Twitter for iPad

  • John Cleese: Just started reading a great new kid's fantasy novel called The Titan Prophesy by A.M Crawford. Love it!

    4:13:41 am ET Dec 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: ... actual rough figures last time we checked - Yoko Idle $13m, Michael Palin $1.1m, the others just under a million each...

    1:49:14 pm ET Dec 14th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: I see Yoko Idle's been moaning (again), about the royalties he had to pay the other Python's for Spamalot. Apparently he paid me "millions"

    1:46:35 pm ET Dec 14th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Off to bed early - Breakfast TV in the morning, see you there!

    5:51:18 pm ET Dec 4th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Nearly the end of another gruelling week of talking about myself. It's a good job that I'm so interesting...

    2:45:38 pm ET Dec 1st from web

  • John Cleese: Garry kindly points out it wasn't a tear, just condensation on my eyes....

    2:23:45 pm ET Nov 24th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: A big thank you to you lovely little creatures for making my DVD zoom up the charts.... I have a tear in my eye at your support...

    9:30:37 am ET Nov 24th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Am skipping around singing wonderful Soviet folk songs in preparation for the One Show,tune in and whistle along. DVD is at No. 3 on Amazon!

    2:29:44 pm ET Nov 21st from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Darling Twatters, today's the day! My first stand-up DVD! I'm on the One Show tonight, so see you there. I love most of you very much.

    5:38:06 am ET Nov 21st from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: My little ferrets, I've had a lovely (but long) day talking all about myself, to some super radio people, as I count down to my DVD release!

    1:38:50 pm ET Nov 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: So glad that you lovely followers like the site! Don't forget there is a place to leave comments (sycophantic ones)....

    6:12:50 am ET Nov 12th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: My darling Twats, not only are we 10 days from my first stand-up DVD, but I'm launching a new website www.johncleese.com parsnips for all!

    6:41:40 pm ET Nov 11th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Thank You South Africa! http://t.co/uW7Cuq2K

    5:51:33 pm ET Nov 8th from Camera on iOS

  • John Cleese: Some of you lovelies have asked about giving me a gift... You could vote for NSPCC, a charity that I support: http://t.co/q0SvpcLk

    3:32:42 pm ET Oct 27th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: My dearest, most darlingest, twaterers, Thank you for all your birthday wishes!!! 27 is such a lovely age to be. I love you all!..

    2:24:19 pm ET Oct 27th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Dearest little twatters... Here's a pick @gazzalon took of me about to jump off the stage in Cape Town... http://t.co/SHU2eBnD

    4:39:22 pm ET Oct 22nd from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: I've had lots of messages from antipodean twitters... Yes, I'm coming to a theatre near you... See Adrian Bohm Presents for details!

    7:22:59 pm ET Oct 4th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Wonderful news!! Apparently, you can pre-order the DVD of my one-man show, how lucky for you http://t.co/tCSyhji8 let me know if it works...

    9:38:52 am ET Oct 3rd from web

  • John Cleese: My dearest Twats, am sharing a lovely photo (even if I say so myself), of me and Jenny that Garry took @gazzalon http://t.co/evJGlIqq

    5:25:29 pm ET Oct 1st from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: ...we were in The Footlights together...I think you'll recognize me in it... More news of my travels soon. I'm feeling very loving today...

    6:45:15 am ET Sep 29th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Tweeties, just reading a book (Are We Nearly There Yet) by Ben Hatch, the son of one of my dearest friends, David Hatch....

    6:43:24 am ET Sep 29th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: well, I think they were fans. Here's a back stage video @gazzalon recorded of me... http://t.co/Bt7PAm3L

    12:10:35 pm ET Sep 28th from Twitter for iPhone

  • John Cleese: Darlings, just back from Norway, where I helped 3 Norwegian comics entertain 7,000 fans...

    11:59:41 am ET Sep 28th from Twitter for iPhone

John Cleese on Twitter

Hails from: London
Bio: Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Best known for: Apparently Still Ticking
Following: 230
Followers: 1,720,870
Twitter ID: johncleese
Career tweets: 664
Tweeting online since: December 3, 2007
In category: Acting

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