• John Mayer: In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. F9.

    5:25:26 am ET Mar 12th from web

  • John Mayer: I'm reading the entire Bible on chatroulette tonight. Starting in 2 minutes.

    5:21:08 am ET Mar 12th from web

  • John Mayer: psychophysicotherapeutics seems to be the hardest word.

    4:44:14 am ET Mar 12th from web

  • John Mayer: LOL STILL GOT IT! RT @johncmayer I hope this doesnt come off as stuck up but Iv been refrring to myself a lot in the 4th person lately.

    2:32:13 am ET Mar 12th from web

  • John Mayer: I hope this doesn't come off as stuck up, but I've been referring to myself a lot in the fourth person lately.

    9:59:16 pm ET Mar 11th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: Had a good day: played a big show in New Orleans, used a metaphor nobody on Twitter understood... Good, good times.

    1:00:48 am ET Mar 11th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: Painful as it may be sometimes, I recommend going through life without the epidural.

    3:52:04 pm ET Mar 10th from web

  • John Mayer: Thank you Dallas!!! And thanks Mavs organization. Look for the Kidd jersey I wore tonight in tomorrow's game. Too cool.

    2:08:27 am ET Mar 10th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: "You're going to enjoy the sonic quality of PURE DIGITAL SOUND. 44.1k, 16 bit. That is the HIGHEST QUALITY AVAILABLE on CD."

    6:59:26 pm ET Mar 9th from web

  • John Mayer: "You have a favorite song, and you just don't know that one line, those LYRIC PAGES are going to TELL you EXACTLY what I'm singing."

    6:56:50 pm ET Mar 9th from web

  • John Mayer: "you get the 18 PAGE FULL...COLOR...BOOKLET. WITH LY-RICS! How many times are you listening to a song and don't know the words?"

    6:56:05 pm ET Mar 9th from web

  • John Mayer: I would like to sell my CD on QVC but rather than just play songs live, I want to SELL IT!

    6:55:19 pm ET Mar 9th from web

  • John Mayer: My stuff from QVC arrived today. Spraying Nick Chavez hair products on the unsuspecting and then showing them rare silver coins.

    6:45:17 pm ET Mar 9th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: Awesome afternoon in Dallas. Shootaround with Mavs coaches and sushi at Kenichi. I recommend it as a pregame spot tonight.

    6:11:13 pm ET Mar 9th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: Awesome afternoon in Dallas. Shootaround with Mavs coaches and and sushi at Kenichi. I recommend it as a pregame spot tonight.

    6:09:23 pm ET Mar 9th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: Interesting: we comprehend an hour only during duress. The rest of the time we don't consider it, ie "I get to party for 3 hours."

    9:31:01 pm ET Mar 6th from web

  • John Mayer: Aha! The true definition of an hour. RT @louisduda not until they have a shtty job.

    9:28:10 pm ET Mar 6th from web

  • John Mayer: Still thinking about our discussion this morning: tell me - at what age can a child comprehend how long an hour is?

    9:25:22 pm ET Mar 6th from web

  • John Mayer: Enjoying a meal rich in Omega-3 fatty acids and flavanoids. Tonight's show requires it.

    8:42:20 pm ET Mar 6th from web

  • John Mayer: How about "live today like it's not coming around for another week"? Yah, I like that. Have a great one...

    1:47:22 pm ET Mar 6th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: No, the other way around. RT @densc why? would you accidently kill the first row while trying to set your strat on fire???

    1:36:12 pm ET Mar 6th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: BINGO. Love this!! Desire vs time. RT @Ilacoin What you're actually doing is teaching them about time and desire.

    1:32:09 pm ET Mar 6th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: It's like "play each show like your last." No way, pal! My last show would get me arrested. I'd be like "f this. It's my last show!"

    1:29:14 pm ET Mar 6th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: I dont know where you get your data but im inclined to believe it. RT @andrewsgotaface you start dying at age 22

    1:19:00 pm ET Mar 6th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: How young is too young an age to teach your kids to live like they're dying?

    1:09:50 pm ET Mar 6th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: So wrong, and yet so much more wrong. RT @kamitownsend my ex was at tonight's show. I hope he was sitting way too close to a speaker

    1:55:16 am ET Mar 6th from Twittelator

  • John Mayer: Laughing at the requests: "Raining Blood" by Slayer, "That's How I Beat Shaq" By Aaron Carter, Jaws and "Arthur's Theme." Done.

    10:25:07 pm ET Mar 5th from web

  • John Mayer: I'm on it! RT @PhilBunyi growing pains theme song

    10:18:34 pm ET Mar 5th from web

  • John Mayer: Warming up now... what do you want to hear in the solo acoustic spot?

    10:14:15 pm ET Mar 5th from web

  • John Mayer: Tonight's show will be created using a technique known as "Built-in Scrumtrulescence."

    9:11:51 pm ET Mar 5th from web

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Bio: Recording/Sandwich Artist
Best known for: Pop star
Following: 82
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Twitter ID: johncmayer
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Tweeting online since: January 30, 2009
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