• Kevin Smith: Via @RalphGarman "no one flies higher than the #Flyers! Not the @NHLDevils, not even you" It's 'cause they keep kicking me off planes, sir!

    1:57:58 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Come learn THE ABCs OF SNL! See @RealJonLovitz & me talk about anything but the POTUS again - SATURDAY, MAY 5th at 8pm! http://t.co/FvvshMZT

    1:26:19 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @criss_ace "Babble-On: @NHLDevils vs Flyers in Rnd 2! SMitty vs Garmy!" Here me now & believe me later, @RalphGarman: Worship the Devil!

    1:21:57 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: HENRIQUE!!!!!! @NHLDEVILS WIN!!!!! FLYERS, HERE WE COME!!! THANK YOU, MARTY! THANK YOU, JESUS!!!! THANK YOU, BATMAN!!!

    1:18:25 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Dear Jesus: Meant "I beg of you", not "I command you." Pretty please. With loaves & fishes on it: help me worship the Devils! Go @NHLDevils!

    1:14:28 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Second OT about to start. Forgive my radio silence. Dear Jesus: I command thee, as my Lord & Savior, to help the Devil tonight! @NHLDevils!

    1:12:26 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @THE_Blerman "saw you wrote Batman comics! Is there anything you haven't done?" A pull-up. Also? I haven't seen my dick in years either.

    1:11:38 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Thanks to @NHL Game Center Live, I'm in Melbourne, Australia watching the @NHLDevils try to catch some Predators on my laptop! #NotAPaidAd

    1:10:11 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @MikeCoogan "Riggs to your Murtaugh?" Gotta be @JayMewes, right? Wait - He CAN'T be Riggs: Jay loves women and Jewish folks too much...

    1:06:52 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @TimW89 "meeting Stan Lee, what comic would you recommend I could get signed by him?" Comic? No: Ask Stan to sign your shaft! #ExcelsiOH

    1:02:39 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: The @NHLDevils know how to make it Hell on their fans! Heart doesn't race this much when I fuck! Granted, I'm never on top, but still...

    12:58:23 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @KevinAllan1980 "who do you think is screaming more at the game you or Walt?" There is NO bigger @NHLDevils fan than Walt Flanagan...

    12:44:06 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: My heart's racing. I'm too old for this shit. C'mon, @NHLDevils! There's more'n one way to skin this cat!

    12:42:42 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Where's Paul Henderson when you need him? C'mon, @NHLDevils! FIND TWINE!

    12:36:29 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @TomGalloway03 "I will." 'atta boy! Now lend some of those positive waves to the @NHLDevils, please! Jersey's Team needs your love!

    12:34:39 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: I'm gonna suffer from heart failure tonight... @NHLDevils STONE 'EM, MARTY! BE A WALL! C'mon, KOVY: EARN IT!

    12:31:22 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Dear @tomgalloway03: Before you ever try killing yourself, try being Batman first. s'Worth a shot. #LiveAndBEtheDarkKnight #BruceIsASurvivor

    12:28:58 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Dear @NHLDevils - Never forget: http://t.co/HLZAzYaO Great moments are born of great opportunity. That's what you've earned here tonight!

    12:27:01 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @Kainiittymaa "I think the cats got this" Pussy rules all - but not TONIGHT. Tonite, the Devs are the greatest hockey team in the world.

    12:24:47 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: While we await some OT action from @NHLDevils & Panthers, know THIS, @TomGalloway03: You don't get to cum in the afterlife. #LiveAndCumLots

    12:22:53 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Me & @TomGalloway03 are despondent at the moment, but we're gonna get through this together. With help from angels? No: DEVILS! @NHLDevils!

    12:19:20 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Dear God & Batman: I know it's an unorthodox, almost sacrilegious request... But PLEASE let the Devil win this time! @NHLDevils do it in OT!

    12:16:34 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @drunclebob77 "Almost a Carolina redux" Shut. Your. Fucking. Unholy. Jinxing. Mouth. Sir. #HadTheSameFeeling #SurvivorOfThatCarolinaGame

    12:14:00 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Listen, @TomGalloway03: Never been to the other side, but I'm relatively sure there's no pussy. Or cock. Or Batman. Stay here, sir! #LifeRox

    12:10:47 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: MARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! @NHLDevils in the final, breathtaking seconds of 3rd period in Game 7! C'mon @TomGalloway03: shout at the Devils with me!

    12:09:10 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: NO! @TomGalloway03 & I are PISSED about this delay-of-game penalty bullshit that resulted in a tying goal. C'mon, @NHLDevils! Be big, Marty!

    12:03:43 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: And listen, @TomGalloway03: It's ALWAYS better above ground - particularly when the @NHLDevils are looking good for a Game 7 win. #NoJinx

    12:01:41 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: If you're serious, @TomGalloway03? No worries: I'm here. But if this is just for a Twitter response from me? I like Tweets about Batman.

    12:00:23 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @TomGalloway03 "ur my hero. Thanks for making me laugh. I killing myself tonight. Hello and goodbye" Your hero commands you to LIVE!

    11:57:52 pm ET Apr 26th from web

  • Kevin Smith: Via @wonga_5 "how's the Aussie tour been so far?" So much fun. Great audiences & @JayMewes has been on fire! And In 2013: BABBLE DOWN UNDER!

    11:57:04 pm ET Apr 26th from web

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Hails from: Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Bio: It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
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Twitter ID: thatkevinsmith
Career tweets: 21,850
Tweeting online since: May 6, 2008
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