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Michael Ian Black: @MalinAkerman What IS your language? It was hard to understand that accent.4:00:58 am ET Feb 8th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: @IMKristenBell I'm talking. Bulimia: activated.
2:38:23 am ET Feb 8th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: RT @MrJoshCharles: @michaelianblack remember when I tweeted u before about that kid from camp u tied up & said u were going to kill? keeps me up at night. RT?
1:41:02 am ET Feb 8th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: @LynsieLee not ignoring, just being turdy.
1:39:44 am ET Feb 8th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: RT @MrJoshCharles: @michaelianblack I swear I'm not trying to start shit, but I just overheard @imkristenbell talking shit about your mother. cereal.
12:10:36 am ET Feb 8th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: RT @DeannaRusso: @michaelianblack I have Lyme disease. Please RT!
11:53:16 pm ET Feb 7th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: Not to be mean but @imkristenbell has written so many fewer books than me. #loser
11:42:51 pm ET Feb 7th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: RT @JeremyWPorter: Just read on TMZ that @michaelianblack is making @imkristenbell get rid of the baby they secretly had 4 years ago. Is this fo' real???
11:21:28 pm ET Feb 7th from web
- Michael Ian Black: RT @SATHER87: I hear that cunt @imkristenbell has been talking shit on @michaelianblack about his last album.
11:17:31 pm ET Feb 7th from web
- Michael Ian Black: RT @MrJoshCharles: @michaelianblack remember when we were at camp and you told that kid you were going to tie him up and kill him? can I get a RT?
11:15:13 pm ET Feb 7th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: I need to get into a high-profile spat with somebody. Maybe that slut @imkristenbell?
11:14:49 pm ET Feb 7th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: Warning: I'm going to instruct my staff to start blocking people who write mean things.
11:05:34 pm ET Feb 7th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: I need some of these activist judges to do something about my career.
2:59:53 pm ET Feb 7th from web
- Michael Ian Black: Now that California ruined marriage, does anybody care if I have sex with Penelope Cruz?
2:36:40 pm ET Feb 7th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: RT @TuckerMax: Morning inspirational for the release of my new book #hilarityensues: today, let's do everything in our power to make me rich
12:40:41 pm ET Feb 7th from web
- Michael Ian Black: RT @WitStreamdotcom: Today's Daily WitPicks: Axl Rose Turns 50 http://t.co/8uCyO64z
12:28:07 pm ET Feb 7th from web
- Michael Ian Black: Pretty much everything is annoying except buttered toast.
11:55:50 pm ET Feb 6th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: RT @WitStreamdotcom: Amidst all our Superbowling, did anyone think of poor @michaelianblack? Well HE thought of YOU with a new Black List: http://t.co/fTMXa7hP
2:38:54 pm ET Feb 6th from web
- Michael Ian Black: RT @WitStreamdotcom: Today's Daily WitPicks: Super Giants http://t.co/R9GCDh1d
12:01:30 pm ET Feb 6th from web
- Michael Ian Black: Happy the Giants won so I don't have to beat the shit out of my wife.
10:59:58 pm ET Feb 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: Joan Rivers did an amazing halftime show.
9:14:45 pm ET Feb 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: Go to Witsteam.com to follow football funnies.
7:03:28 pm ET Feb 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: Tom Brady has the most beautiful pores.
6:43:36 pm ET Feb 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: Healthy Super Bowl snack alternative: instead of pizza, suck a dick.
4:51:13 pm ET Feb 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: RT @mrmattballard: “@michaelianblack: My friend Matt Ballard and I made a couple of awful children's stories." Here is a working link: http://t.co/2cWNDua7
3:55:37 pm ET Feb 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: @pulmyears @JenKirkman @jakefogelnest Have you tried air programming your air sequencer? So tedious and boring.
2:48:47 am ET Feb 5th from web
- Michael Ian Black: @andylevy @jakefogelnest @toddbarry Check your timeline. Pretty sure I got in on this shit 1st. Why don't you go on TV and have opinions?
2:46:50 am ET Feb 5th from web
- Michael Ian Black: RT @VictoriaMIbanez: Just ordered @michaelianblack's new book. Why do I feel like a horrible person now?
2:45:40 am ET Feb 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Michael Ian Black: @JenKirkman @jakefogelnest Glad I'm not there just so I don't have to see that air drumming shit. He's probly not even using the hi-hat.
2:44:42 am ET Feb 5th from web
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Michael Ian Black on Twitter
Hails from: Land of Go For It!Bio: Glad to have a friend like you.
Best known for: Hollywood star turned poker honk
Following: 213
Followers: 1,698,367
Twitter ID: michaelianblack
Career tweets: 9,036
Tweeting online since: February 16, 2009
In category: Acting
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