• Michael Ian Black: I can't. I don't have a lapel pin. RT @kevnetik: are you going to run for POTUS in 2012?

    7:02:24 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Excited for the presidential season to kick into low gear.

    6:45:38 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: U-S-A!!! H-E-R-P-E-S!!! RT: @jaketapper Canker sores you can believe in > http://bit.ly/hP5Kqc

    5:57:42 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Made in China?!? WTF? http://tinyurl.com/6c4g3ub

    5:54:29 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: . @iamboat Everybody already knows Democrts hate America. DUH!

    5:51:40 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: . @jaketapper I thought I recognized those nipples.

    5:35:52 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: On Presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty's "Meet T-Paw" page, no American flag lapel pin. Why? Simple question. http://tinyurl.com/6ecdw32

    5:28:50 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Not only is Mike Huckabee not wearing an American flag lapel pin, he's not even wearing lapels! WHY? http://tinyurl.com/2erd689

    5:19:37 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Donald Trump wants to be president. Where is your American flag lapel pin, sir? http://tinyurl.com/43sdsdp #scandal

    5:18:10 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: STRONGLY AGREE! RT: @MarkusVonOben If there was a Nobel Prize in Political Science, you would have earned it just now.

    5:14:55 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: President Obama's official portrait. Note: American flag lapel pin. Obama loves America more than GOP. http://tinyurl.com/a7bbxy

    5:11:33 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Michelle Bachmann's official photo. No American flag lapel pin. http://tinyurl.com/y33jrwq #scandal

    5:07:54 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Newt Gingrich's website official photos. No American flag lapel pins. What happened? He used to love America. http://tinyurl.com/6l8acyo

    5:06:25 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: John Boehner's official portrait. No American flag lapel pin. Why not? Did he stop loving America? http://tinyurl.com/3hayjo8

    5:04:41 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: We're still wearing lapel pins to prove we love America, right?

    4:42:27 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Best #ff advice, check out the Black List on Witstream: http://www.witstream.com/#blacklist

    3:28:59 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Current mustache trends, you exhaust me.

    3:15:53 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: "If I could just figure this one thing out, everything would be perfect." -Me about everything

    2:55:51 pm ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Today I'm going to do something I've been wanting to do for years: BUILD THAT BIRD FEEDER!!! (Not true. At all.)

    10:26:59 am ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: If you enjoy great things go see "My Girlfriend's Boyfriend," new show by @birbigs. Also, I am getting fat.

    2:25:49 am ET Apr 15th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: That joke where people light a bag of dog shit on fire on somebody's doorstep and then ring the doorbell and run away? That's pretty funny.

    8:25:44 pm ET Apr 14th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: There's got to be a way to monetize being sleepy.

    8:13:45 pm ET Apr 14th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Shit, I might be Amy Adams. RT: @ZabsForPrez sure! If you're Amy Adams....

    7:43:23 pm ET Apr 14th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Is one beer supposed to make you drunk? Asking for somebody who just drank a beer (me).

    7:38:54 pm ET Apr 14th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: Just ate a bunch of snacks for #MATES. I have that "I just ate a bunch of snacks" feeling.

    5:00:17 pm ET Apr 14th from Mobile Web

  • Michael Ian Black: When people say God doesn't give you anything you can't handle, does that include spotty hotel internet service? Because this is UNBEARABLE!

    10:12:09 am ET Apr 14th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: About to perform at Brown University telling a story for @riskshow Come by. Two shows. MaCmillan Hall.

    8:26:19 pm ET Apr 13th from Mobile Web

  • Michael Ian Black: Taking a nap is like giving yourself a Christmas sweater knitted out of Ambien.

    5:40:23 pm ET Apr 13th from Mobile Web

  • Michael Ian Black: Guess who's getting a haircut today? If you guessed me, you guessed right. If you guessed somebody else, you might also have been right.

    12:44:49 pm ET Apr 13th from web

  • Michael Ian Black: @rainnwilson Captain America's Mandolin #nicolascagemovieideas

    12:43:49 pm ET Apr 13th from web

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Bio: Magician of the heart.
Best known for: Hollywood star turned poker honk
Following: 261
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Twitter ID: michaelianblack
Career tweets: 12,240
Tweeting online since: February 16, 2009
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