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Sarah Silverman: My vagina has off-beat good looks6:21:36 pm ET May 21st from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: This Thurs at @largolosangeles SARAH & FRIENDS w @billburr @ToddGlass @kyledunnigan Brian Moses& Me
3:50:58 pm ET May 21st from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: . @kyledunnigan wants butt sex http://t.co/hTwanx1r
4:33:29 am ET May 21st from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Loving the Celebrity Apprentice finale! May the best power-bottom win!!
2:10:04 am ET May 21st from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: RIP Robin Gibb. Wish I had gotten that message to him to hold on.
1:16:54 am ET May 21st from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: PERFECTLY SAID by ill Doctrine: http://t.co/gGRo44kG
3:57:10 pm ET May 18th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Thats ok doll I'm not for everyone RT @shapdogg @SarahKSilverman breitbart website kooks talking poop about u & ur tea party westboro tweet
5:18:35 am ET May 18th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Texted my beau this pic of my outfit & this was his response http://t.co/ls6pDSwH
3:19:54 am ET May 18th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: It's not my fault if my hair looks better dirty. God obvs has a plan.
3:01:59 am ET May 17th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: how about "Feed the Poor"? RT @adamsbaldwin &clearly dear @SarahKSilverman the solution 2 our U.S. debt catastrophie is NOT "Eat the Rich"
1:41:44 am ET May 17th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: .@adamsbaldwin Re VAWA vid-- that is so obviously an Applebee's integration (I agree - beautiful speech)
1:20:19 am ET May 17th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: :) @adamsbaldwin I don't know ur def of big gov so I can't say. But can we agree that the byproducts of greed & fear sux? xo
1:04:27 am ET May 17th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Hi @adamsbaldwin, I agree I'm crude but I also love America. U & I disagree but I like our common ground: we both give a shit xo
12:24:55 am ET May 17th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: The Tea Party really is just a cunt hair away from being the Westboro Baptist Church -Maya Angelou
9:36:56 pm ET May 16th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: I like when @twittels describes Schrab as someone who "wipes side 2 side" RT @RobSchrab Yeah!!!!! http://t.co/C7cqaGjB
6:00:32 am ET May 16th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: LARGO MAY 24 SARAH&FRIENDS: @billburr @DanaJGould @ToddGlass @kyledunnigan Brian Moses& me
6:57:12 pm ET May 14th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: ... It's a man's arm-pussy!! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! http://t.co/nANFKNRk
4:55:01 am ET May 14th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Fun game: Q: ever look up a lady's kulats? http://t.co/ANTDr35y
4:49:40 am ET May 14th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Anyone know a DONALD GRENIER or PAUL SANCLEMENTE? They'd be 76. They bullied my dad in hs & I'm looking 4 them
6:22:05 pm ET May 13th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Saying "RELAX" is maybe the least relaxing word you can say to someone
1:41:12 am ET May 13th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Wait -so Obama felt 'rushed' into supporting gay rights? yuck. I can't wait for @CoryBooker to be president
9:16:23 pm ET May 10th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: "Your mama's so cool, She mirrors me in a positive way that makes me feel good" (Introspective SNAPS)
3:14:28 am ET May 9th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: You know how when you get too stoned and you start DMing @TheOnlyEdAsner? Well I do. I do know how when.
1:26:52 am ET May 9th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: RT @simonsam Why should the Bible's definition of marriage be America's definition?
12:37:28 am ET May 9th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: I'm finding it hard to get sympathy with my I-pulled-a-muscle-on-a-zip-line story.
12:18:08 am ET May 9th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: every episode of Mad Men is a masterpiece #sallydraperforever
1:02:23 am ET May 5th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: I don't think any comic would disagree that @Joan_Rivers is by far the most hard core comedian on TV
11:57:48 pm ET May 4th from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: I bet there are more prolapsed anuses since the invention of the iPhone #notalibrary
4:38:45 am ET May 3rd from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Horses look like Allman Brothers
4:38:59 am ET May 2nd from WhoSay
- Sarah Silverman: Unfortunate is the man who employs baby talk
4:19:27 am ET May 1st from WhoSay
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Hails from: Palestinian TerritoriesBio: We're all just molecules, Cutie.
Best known for: Funny Jewish girl
Following: 324
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Twitter ID: sarahksilverman
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Tweeting online since: April 10, 2009
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