• Joan Rivers: The pilot of a Jet Blue flight was tackled by passengers after an in-flight tirade. Apparently he couldn’t get a blanket or pillow either.

    3:37:06 pm ET Mar 28th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Thanks so much to everyone who watched Joan Knows Best this season. We had a lot of fun and hope you did too!!! #JKB

    11:02:59 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Look at those two old maids fighting over the bouquet. It’s like a wedding reception at Grey Gardens. #JKB

    10:59:09 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: OK...I'm now crying listening to these vows. AHHH....I love them both!!! #JKB

    10:52:58 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Underneath this dress was just like a dominatrix dungeon. There was a ton of Spanx. #JKB

    10:49:27 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: I’m looking forward to my gondola ride with Melissa today. Let’s just hope they give us a gondolier who’s single and cute. #JKB

    10:45:53 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Cooper’s so excited about us going zip lining in Las Vegas...which I guess is some sort of ride. Why do they make you wear a helmet? #JKB

    10:42:45 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: I can’t believe we rented a party bus for Sabrina’s bachelorette party tonight. I’ve never taken public transportation before! #JKB

    10:37:16 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Help! Sabrina’s bachelorette party is tonight and I can’t remember how much you’re supposed to tip a male stripper! #JKB

    10:33:39 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: I’m having second thoughts about asking Lynne to find Melissa a date. The guys Lynne meets tend to have parole officers. #JKB

    10:22:20 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Isn’t backstage gorgeous? I have walked through so many kitchens, that I am now a licensed health inspector in 45 states. #JKB

    10:19:45 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Sabrina doesn’t get it! A bachelorette party in Vegas without strippers is like Snooki without STDs. It’s just not right. #JKB

    10:17:39 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Here we are at @lavolasvegas! My favorite place to have supper after my show. Try the meatballs and the Oreo dessert! Fantastic! #JKB

    10:10:14 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: I always stay at The Palazzo while performing in Las Vegas at The Venetian. So gorgeous!!! And great shopping…. #JKB

    10:08:54 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: AH. I love everything about The Venetian in Las Vegas. I’ve been performing in the showroom for 3 years and it’s now my home in Vegas. #JKB

    10:06:39 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: If we’re supposed to look the way we did 20 years ago for Sabrina's wedding, then Dr. Schwartz will have to reattach my original nose. #JKB

    10:05:31 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Attention everyone. This is it! Tonight is the season finale of JKB! Don't miss out and tune in to @WEtv at 9pm. We're off to VEGAS!!!

    8:51:42 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: I just have to say that I ADORE @50Cent. We had the best day filming together. I can't wait to share with you all his new commercial!

    8:49:56 pm ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: So excited!!! Working on a commercial with @50Cent. I got Cooper his autograph! http://t.co/huCkPcr1

    1:08:50 pm ET Mar 27th from Twitpic

  • Joan Rivers: On set for a commercial with 50 Cent and just got my nails done by the amazing @pattieyankee. http://t.co/0SkdqjtI

    12:27:58 pm ET Mar 27th from Twitpic

  • Joan Rivers: Tonight’s the season finale of JKB!!! We head to Las Vegas for a wedding VEGAS style! Tune in at 9pm on @WEtv. http://t.co/69lunAVL

    10:27:45 am ET Mar 27th from web

  • Joan Rivers: A new study shows that 15% of women experience orgasms during exercise. Why is this news? It's called banging your trainer.

    10:51:48 pm ET Mar 26th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Joan Rivers: On tomorrow’s season finale of JKB (9pm @WEtv) I go zip-lining in Vegas. I can't believe Cooper got me to do this! http://t.co/Yw84Dt7M

    7:11:48 pm ET Mar 26th from web

  • Joan Rivers: Back from a whirlwind tour on the road. First Florida, then Baltimore, Cleveland and then Florida again. WHEW! I’m back in NYC now…I think!

    4:17:12 pm ET Mar 26th from web

  • Joan Rivers: I heard Kim Kardashian was furious about the flour bombing. Then again, check her dating history. She doesn't like anything white on her.

    1:07:14 pm ET Mar 25th from Twitter for BlackBerry®

  • Joan Rivers: Follow @Bradthecomedian on Twitter. He's a very funny comic who opens for me regularly around the country!

    11:41:44 am ET Mar 25th from Twitter for BlackBerry®

  • Joan Rivers: Rather surprised Dick Cheney got a heart after lasting all these years without one.

    10:42:52 am ET Mar 25th from Twitter for BlackBerry®

  • Joan Rivers: Tim Tebow has been traded to the Jets. Every time he gets on one knee in New York, he'll be praying that he doesn't get mugged.

    12:34:49 pm ET Mar 24th from Twitter for BlackBerry®

  • Joan Rivers: Tonight, @RuPaul joins the Fashion Police as our special guest!! Tune in at 10pm on E! http://t.co/3ducVjMl

    5:55:29 pm ET Mar 23rd from Twitter for BlackBerry®

  • Joan Rivers: Energy drink fans are mourning the death of an 89 year-old Thai billionaire who created Red Bull. I guess it really does give you wings.

    4:05:38 pm ET Mar 23rd from Twitter for BlackBerry®

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