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Joan Rivers: Vegetarians claim they love animals so much but I know a vegetarian that could care less about animals and just really hates plants!10:23:47 pm ET Dec 2nd from web
- Joan Rivers: Sorry Canada but I will not be at The Shopping Channel on Friday night but David will be on air in my place so please tune in!
3:07:52 pm ET Dec 2nd from web
- Joan Rivers: Back in LA and @melrivers and I are arguing. Today she said to me, “You never ever agree with me.” I said, “If I did, we’d both be wrong.”
10:10:57 am ET Dec 2nd from web
- Joan Rivers: My grandson Cooper turned 10 yesterday. I remember how excited I was when I turned 10 because my mother gave me my first hoop skirt.
9:24:44 am ET Dec 2nd from web
- Joan Rivers: For World AIDS Day tomorrow, I'll be observing "a day without celebrity tweets." Let's all work harder to make AIDS a thing of the past!
12:04:13 am ET Dec 1st from web
- Joan Rivers: Thank you all at Seminole Hard Rock Casino. Great audience. Amazing staff, crew and security. Who won the $5,000 Lucky Bonus Jackpot????
11:43:25 pm ET Nov 30th from web
- Joan Rivers: Love MY gays!!! RT @Yme42787 @Joan_Rivers your performance was amazing and fabulous so was our picture.. http://yfrog.com/72yx501j
11:39:21 pm ET Nov 30th from web
- Joan Rivers: Just finished rehearsal at Hard Rock Casino in FL. Who's coming to tonight's show? http://twitpic.com/3bqlve
7:06:21 pm ET Nov 30th from Twitpic
- Joan Rivers: I am so excited to be performing in Florida tonight. It is one of the few places I go where I get to feel young.
4:18:46 pm ET Nov 30th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Joan Rivers: Amazing news! The site for Joan Knows Best is up! http://bit.ly/bxAJlV Check it out! The show now premieres on @WEtv, Jan. 25th! @melrivers
3:51:39 pm ET Nov 30th from web
- Joan Rivers: I love the new look of the Oscars with Anne Hathaway and James Franco hosting. It's called,"Let's just bore the hell out of them!"
10:28:34 am ET Nov 30th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Joan Rivers: On my way to Florida and I'm a bit cranky. Pushed ahead of 12 wheelchairs while boarding....ALL of whom got out and strutted onto the plane.
10:20:46 am ET Nov 30th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Joan Rivers: Did a lecture today for a group of Dentists. They hated me. But come to think of it I hate it when my dentist lectures me. Now we're even.
6:06:27 pm ET Nov 29th from web
- Joan Rivers: Good to be back!!! RT @ofumaofuma @Joan_Rivers Welcome back Joan. Twitter wasn't the same w'out u last weekend
2:09:33 pm ET Nov 29th from web
- Joan Rivers: About to deliver a lecture to dentists from around the world. My dentist is very greedy. He offers his patients candy while they're waiting.
12:48:28 pm ET Nov 29th from Mobile Web
- Joan Rivers: Here I am with Matthew Gumley from @elfthemusical. He's adorabl e AND a great actor! http://twitpic.com/3bdnqt
12:12:43 pm ET Nov 29th from Twitpic
- Joan Rivers: I took my grandson Cooper last week to see @elfthemusical on Broadway. His review? "AWESOME".
12:09:40 pm ET Nov 29th from web
- Joan Rivers: Amazing time. Happy Thanksgiving!! RT @BettyBuckley @Joan_Rivers Hi, Ms Joan, have fun on the float! Visiting with @MelRivers!
12:43:48 pm ET Nov 25th from web
- Joan Rivers: Now I must remove my crown and rush to @godslovenyc with Cooper so we can deliver Thanksgiving meals. My favorite part of the holiday!
12:35:36 pm ET Nov 25th from web
- Joan Rivers: So jealous. Kylie Minogue was dressed head to toe in Chanel. CHANEL!!! But as the Snow Queen I had a crown! Yes a CROWN! What fun!!!!
12:27:09 pm ET Nov 25th from web
- Joan Rivers: What a start to the parade-on the bus was Jessica Simpson, Betty Buckley, Kylie Minogue, Miranda Cosgrove, and Ann Hampton Callaway!!!!
12:22:57 pm ET Nov 25th from web
- Joan Rivers: The Macy’s parade was an AMAZING NY moment. Just riding the bus to get to the float was beyond exciting as we chatted with all the stars!
12:16:22 pm ET Nov 25th from web
- Joan Rivers: Have a very happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!! I'll be with Melissa & Cooper. Going into full "Grandma mode" now. I'll tweet again on Monday.
6:37:59 am ET Nov 25th from web
- Joan Rivers: It's Thanksgiving morning, Melissa & Cooper are in NY & we're getting ready to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! Watch @NBC at 9am.
6:31:35 am ET Nov 25th from web
- Joan Rivers: A Thanksgiving tip from me to you: You can tell that your turkey’s done when it stops knocking its head against the oven window.
7:14:03 pm ET Nov 24th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Joan Rivers: DON'T YOU DARE!!!! RT @melrivers Trying to figure out how I'm going to sneak away from Thanksgiving dinner to watch Jets/ Bengals game.
1:53:31 pm ET Nov 24th from web
- Joan Rivers: Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. Part of the fun is trying to explain to a six-year old relative who Aunt Bob is.
1:49:36 pm ET Nov 24th from web
- Joan Rivers: Why is anyone surprised that Bristol Palin lost on DWTS last night? Not getting enough votes is a tradition in her family.
11:21:15 am ET Nov 24th from web
- Joan Rivers: I’d love to be invited to the Palins’ home for Thanksgiving, just so I could watch Sarah shoot, dress and carve up the holiday moose.
10:32:51 am ET Nov 24th from web
- Joan Rivers: I LOVE YOU. RT @TaliaxGiordanox People !!!! Don't you understand ? Go to joanrivers.com !!! Stop asking @Joan_Rivers where she will be .
9:27:29 pm ET Nov 22nd from web
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