• Kevin Nealon: Come join me at The Ice House Comedy Club in Pasadena this Tuesday, Feb 7th. 8pm http://t.co/Zp8pzGf1

    10:30:39 pm ET Feb 3rd from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Problem solved...yes, it must've been a creepy bug that I inadvertently crushed as I laid my head down last night.

    12:39:27 pm ET Feb 3rd from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Lying here this morning, in my hotel bed, wondering if the dried blood on the sheet is from me or a previous guest. #Priceline.com

    11:55:01 am ET Feb 3rd from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Whoops! Mary Louise Parker already has a new account. This one is much better! A must follow! @ML_Parker1 #NancyBotwin/Weeds

    9:45:04 pm ET Feb 2nd from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: @Madisonblaine95: welcome to Isabel!

    5:33:35 pm ET Feb 1st from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: If you're hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese food why not try eating an hour earlier?

    3:37:13 pm ET Feb 1st from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Hey everyone, say hi to a newbie on Twitter, @ParkerLMary. #NancyBotwin/Weeds

    12:00:29 pm ET Feb 1st from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: @ParkerLMary : Yes, MLP! This is how it works.

    1:47:48 am ET Feb 1st from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: @maryLParker1 : That's how it works.

    12:32:41 am ET Feb 1st from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Why are my troubles never listed in the troubleshooting section of the manual?

    11:24:10 am ET Jan 30th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Apparently, dinosaurs were only created for the amusement of children.

    11:00:57 am ET Jan 29th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Seeing '5 refills' on my bottle of Valium is like seeing my car's gas gauge pointing to full.

    11:31:39 pm ET Jan 26th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Wives? This is the toughest question they've had to answer yet. #CNNdebate

    10:28:39 pm ET Jan 26th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Please interrupt this debate for updates on Klum/Seal breakup! #CNNdebate

    10:27:10 pm ET Jan 26th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Which wife is Newt talking about? #CNNdebate

    10:25:22 pm ET Jan 26th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Just tuned into the debate...have they been talking about their wives the entire time? #CNNdebate

    10:23:59 pm ET Jan 26th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: My apologies to Cleveland and Portland for having to reschedule. I will make it up to you two-fold. I swear! #Isabel

    11:18:26 am ET Jan 22nd from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: This video is pure love. Tears of joy. Got me. Joshkelley.com 'Naleigh Moon'

    1:38:30 pm ET Jan 19th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Thanks everyone for putting up with my Golden Globe tweets. Loved all your comments! G'nite.

    11:59:03 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: I guess if I wrote a film about my tweets tonight I would call it 'The Condescendants.'

    11:57:38 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: George Clooney forgot to thank that chick from Dancing With The Stars that he's sitting next to. #goldenglobes

    11:51:29 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Jane Fonda...now that's the way you should do plastic surgery!!! #goldenglobes

    11:48:02 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: In the future...more dog tricks at The Golden Globes. #goldenglobes

    11:42:32 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: If I were receiving a Golden Globe I wouldn't begin my acceptance speech until they started playing me off. #goldenglobes

    11:40:22 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Meryl...it's not the CMA awards. #Hootenanydress

    11:38:00 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Can't say Collin Firth's name without sounding like I have a lisp.

    11:35:43 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Don't want to see The Artist until it has a soundtrack and is 3-D. #goldenglobes

    11:27:49 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: I can't tell where Martin Scorsese's glasses leave off and his eyebrows begin. #goldenglobes

    11:25:12 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Haven't seen that many Spanish speaking together since the Chilean mining incident. #goldenglobes

    11:21:27 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Kevin Nealon: Ironically, Woody Allen is accepting for Modern Family.#goldenglobes

    11:18:57 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

Kevin Nealon on Twitter

Hails from: Los Angeles, Ca.
Bio: Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Best known for: A part-time funny man
Following: 173
Followers: 1,385,259
Twitter ID: kevin_nealon
Career tweets: 1,261
Tweeting online since: March 10, 2009
In category: Acting

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