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Kevin Nealon: Thanks you people of Ft Lauderdale, FL. for releasing your laughs in a timely manner this weekend. We work well together.10:10:32 am ET Oct 9th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Smiley face emoticons are texts' laugh tracks.
1:11:54 pm ET Oct 8th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Michael Jackson's over-dose from Propofol should be a real wake up call.
8:58:22 pm ET Oct 7th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Thank you Steve Jobs for making computers and turtlenecks so available. RIP
12:04:01 pm ET Oct 7th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Would it be an understatement to say Amanda Knox and her boyfriend have had a bumpy relationship?
6:24:57 pm ET Oct 3rd from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Thanks Columbus, Ohio for all your laughs. I'm going home now but I'll be back another day.
12:52:17 pm ET Oct 2nd from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Is your self-esteem is so low that where ever you go it's a walk of shame?
6:29:19 pm ET Oct 1st from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Ahh, some more glamour of showbiz. My wonderful path to the stage here in Columbus, OH. http://t.co/VhCrX7nM
11:46:49 pm ET Sep 30th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Ah, the glamour and excitement of being on the road. Please enjoy this amazing view from my hotel room. Life is good. http://t.co/1f1oqLQC
5:41:22 pm ET Sep 30th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Heading to LAX for gig at Columbus Improv this weekend. My taxi driver driving like a NYC cabbie. Could've slept in another hour!
10:59:45 am ET Sep 29th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Pippa picked a peck of pickled pippas.
6:30:13 pm ET Sep 26th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Airlines have become flying vending machines.
7:30:39 am ET Sep 25th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Great audiences here at Funny Bone, Dayton, OH. Home of the Wright Bros. ...and Charlie Sheen. Also Air Force Museum. http://t.co/70n97tMG
4:49:20 pm ET Sep 24th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Breaking News: Falling satellite expected to land on top of 'Breaking News' breaking it for good.
1:08:48 pm ET Sep 23rd from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Early morning here at McClarren airport in Vegas where I'm watching many continue their walk of shame to catch their flight.
9:38:17 am ET Sep 23rd from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: With @Bethenny (who is the best) tonight. http://t.co/19zjz4JU
11:58:30 pm ET Sep 22nd from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Just arrived in Las Vegas for a gig and then it's off to Dayton, OH. tomorrow morning. Wonder if I'll notice a difference?
7:58:13 pm ET Sep 22nd from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: My Twitter followers are the funniest & most clever in the the whole Twitterdom! Thx for your mentions & entertaining me!
7:25:51 pm ET Sep 21st from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Very excited to be interviewing author Calvin Trillin tomorrow evening at Writers Bloc. Still a few tixs left. http://t.co/eeKaynOd
7:11:28 pm ET Sep 20th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: You must be really hungover to be able to sleep face down in a hammock.
3:00:38 pm ET Sep 20th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Washing machines should have a cigar stench setting.
3:31:46 pm ET Sep 17th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Thanks Nashville for all your laughs. You guys rock...uh. I mean country!!
12:22:31 pm ET Sep 16th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: My vision for reading can no longer be accommodated by the length of my arm. May have to start using arm extensions.
5:56:55 pm ET Sep 15th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Having a swinging time in The Smokey Mountains of Tennesseesseesseeeeee! http://t.co/E0CkDJDL
8:48:28 pm ET Sep 14th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Breaking News: The two US hikers detained in Iran for the last few years may soon be allowed to continue their hike.
10:03:25 am ET Sep 14th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Thanks Orlando for a great weekend! And btw, thats Orlando the city, not the gardener.
5:55:41 pm ET Sep 11th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: Rick Perry claims he is doing his part to reduce global warming by using an 'electric' chair instead of a gas-powered one.
12:05:29 pm ET Sep 10th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: My doctor says my palm is getting too much salt.
8:27:04 am ET Sep 9th from Twitter for iPhone
- Kevin Nealon: There's more than just Disney World in Orlando, Fl. There's me; The Orlando Improv. This Friday and Sat. http://t.co/1b648Vx
1:03:49 am ET Sep 9th from web
- Kevin Nealon: Rick Perry created more jobs in Texas by executing the people that originally held them.
7:02:39 pm ET Sep 8th from Twitter for iPhone
Kevin Nealon on Twitter
Hails from: Los Angeles, Ca.Bio: Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Best known for: A part-time funny man
Following: 170
Followers: 1,406,756
Twitter ID: kevin_nealon
Career tweets: 1,380
Tweeting online since: March 10, 2009
In category: Acting
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