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Bill Maher: With the indomitable Liz Smith at her literacy gala - read from The NEW New Rules, now in paperback! http://t.co/SGpxTXYP8:57:02 pm ET May 21st from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Why even listen to #MittRomney on foreign policy? His entire FP experience is 2 yrs trying to brow-beat Frenchmen into joining his cult
2:23:51 pm ET May 21st from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: I'm in NY today for my great friend Liz Smith's Lincoln Ctr Literacy Partners Gala @LitPartNYC to end adult illiteracy http://t.co/hAGpLjbg
9:18:43 am ET May 21st from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Tough day for #BobbyJindal - his guy called Mitt's guy about the vice-presidency and they told him just send in a headshot.
8:18:33 pm ET May 20th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Trying to be taller than the last great Knick ex Senator Bill Bradley http://t.co/6CDBIEgV
1:05:42 am ET May 19th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: A condo in Manhattan sold for $90 mil! That seems outrageous, but then again u can't expect #MittRomney to live in Queens
5:44:37 pm ET May 18th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: #JohnEdwards trial: Rielle wanted to tell press she was abducted by aliens. #Romney said "Don't drag ME into this!"
12:53:54 am ET May 16th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: This new habit of everyone in the stands wearing the color of their team is deeply disturbing.If I wanted to feel North Korean I'd eat a dog
10:27:15 pm ET May 15th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Doing Conan today - talk show tapings keep getting earlier - at 2pm - guys, I'm a comedian not a farmer!
4:08:07 pm ET May 15th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Bruce Johnston of Beach Boys is latest has-been to attack Obama - guess he's been picking up "good vibrations" from Glenn Beck
5:56:17 am ET May 13th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: #EvaLongoria and #RichardClark after the show before we all got in the hottub http://t.co/7ruivpwW
1:37:00 am ET May 12th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Stop telling me they're gonna make a sequel to Avengers - question is if they're ever gonna make another movie besides the fucking Avengers
4:26:04 pm ET May 11th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: U know what anti-homo logic never gets old:'God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.' But that rhymes and isn't poetry kind of gay?
1:18:02 am ET May 11th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Biden's "gaffe" got Obama to move on #GayMarriage so I say more Biden gaffes! Go on TV, Joe, and say "shld pot be legal? I'm high right now"
8:11:05 pm ET May 10th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: I predict Obama coming out for #GayMarriage will help his re-election cuz it will make Repubs defend bigotry which will energize Dem's base
8:36:42 pm ET May 9th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: What?!! #MittRomney says HE deserves credit for saving the auto industry? If this guy was any oilier he'd be lobbying to drill himself
5:17:16 am ET May 9th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: #LeviJohnston having baby named Beretta after fav gun;Bristol will name her next kid Colt 45.After what shes drinking when she gets pregnant
5:17:34 am ET May 8th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: #MittRomney will say anything. Promising 500,000 new jobs. Also that Jesus is coming back to Missouri, so u do the math
3:24:36 am ET May 8th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Oh shit #MittRomney is at the Celtic game. Do they play hoops on Kolob?
9:58:47 pm ET May 6th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Welcome to America to the blind Chinese dissident, and kudos to Hillary, who like Chen has often heard the words "What, are u blind?!"
7:56:41 pm ET May 6th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Just landed in Vegas - what fight? I'm at the Orleans this weekend, much more entertaining than watching 2 guys give each other brain damage
9:01:09 pm ET May 5th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Reading about #JohnEdwards trial. Bunny Mellon doesn't sound like the name of a 101 year old widow; sounds like a stripper at Chuck E Cheese
4:00:42 pm ET May 5th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Old home week tonight at Politically Incor - I mean, Real Time. Arsenio and Bobcat still got it! http://t.co/hENrjHhL
12:41:50 am ET May 5th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Govt report says 41 million US workers are sleep deprived. Finally, an actual problem 4 yrs of #MittRomney cld cure
11:25:35 pm ET May 3rd from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Boy Mitt is touchy about Obama killing bin Laden - today he said he not only wldve killed him, he'd have rebaptized his corpse Mormon
7:15:06 pm ET May 3rd from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Bill Maher Stands In For Politics Professor: ‘Socialism Has Come To Be A Very Dirty Word’ http://t.co/BqZlVjjh
6:05:14 pm ET May 3rd from Tweet Button
- Bill Maher: #GeorgeZimmerman got over 200k in donations on his website, OJ is like"why cldnt they have had PayPal back when I was killing people!"
1:26:49 am ET May 3rd from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: #MittRomney spent $122 mil to win nomination - remember when rich dicks had a midlife crisis and just flew a balloon around the world?
9:25:20 pm ET May 2nd from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: People asking, How is #MittRomney ever going to win the youth vote? Easy - plenty of kids today are rich assholes!
4:01:31 am ET May 2nd from Twitter for BlackBerry®
- Bill Maher: Former - and future! - congressman @AlanGrayson who came to my stand-up show in Fla last night http://t.co/2uwnbf1G
2:58:31 pm ET Apr 29th from Twitter for BlackBerry®
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