• Stephen Colbert: The Justice Department issues 151-page report on Muffingate, and still no answers on why mine always come out so dry?!

    12:48:17 am ET Nov 3rd from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: Tonight, a shocking report on government waste. Turns out the Pentagon didn't need a stealth stapler.

    11:30:25 pm ET Nov 2nd from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: A new weight gain study says the 'Freshman 15' is a myth. I'm hoping they find similar results about my 'Middle Age 45.'

    2:01:58 pm ET Nov 2nd from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: Quick update to my OWS piece. Thanks to a generous PAC contribution from an anonymous corporation, Ketchup is now Hunt's 99% Ketchup.

    12:45:19 am ET Nov 2nd from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: The Muppets took over WWE last night. In other news, Dora the Explorer is refereeing MMA Octagon Thunderdown.

    12:01:21 am ET Nov 2nd from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: I would love to trade labor for healthcare. I've always said: An eye for an eye, a hand-knit toothbrush cozy for an impacted tooth removal.

    12:46:34 am ET Nov 1st from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: Halloween is an all-American tradition. I believe it dates back to the time early settlers gave the Indians fun-size smallpox.

    12:35:30 am ET Nov 1st from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: Tonight: My guest Neil MacGregor has a new book that tells the History of the World thru 100 objects. Big deal. Let's see him juggle them.

    11:30:56 pm ET Oct 31st from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: On tonight's "Report": A new approach to healthcare from Maine: Soaking whatever hurts in melted butter!

    11:01:11 pm ET Oct 31st from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: If you want to end the LockOut, to save the Season, stand with Mark! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    2:01:25 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: I am become Death, destroyer of worlds! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f Are you?

    1:58:42 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: We are Mark Cuban, for we are many! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f Are you?

    1:58:12 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: I can see you right now! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:57:26 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: I sold my Soul to CompuServe! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:56:56 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: I enjoy shouting at 7ft millionaires! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:53:53 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: They wouldn't let me buy the Dodgers, either! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:47:30 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: I've gotten to the age that I should really consider wearing something less form fitting than a t-shirt! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:43:31 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: I am 75% water! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:37:57 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: I have seen Dirk Nowitzki naked! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f How are you Mark Cuban!

    1:37:06 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: They wouldn't let me buy the Chicago Cub, either! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f How are you Mark Cuban?

    1:35:06 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: I say whatever enters my head! #IamMarkCuban How are you Mark Cuban? http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:32:09 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: Save the NBA season! Help Mark rack the nut to the hoop rim! Shout it from the mountaintop! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:24:52 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: We are all Mark Cuban. #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:18:37 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: Are you Mark Cuban? I am. #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:16:05 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: End the Lockout! Mark Cuban has the "game changer" - Show our strength, Nation! Stand with Mark Cuban! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:10:38 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: Get the Truth! Spread the message! Lift the gag order, David Stern! #IamMarkCuban http://t.co/4lFuLC7f

    1:01:45 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: We will not be silenced by your Ball gag, David Stern! Spread the word, Nation! #IamMarkCuban

    12:56:07 am ET Oct 28th from Twitter for iPad

  • Stephen Colbert: You know goes great Toby Keith's "Made In America"? Americone Dream - available in pints, quarts, minicups & scoop shops.

    12:55:39 am ET Oct 28th from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: A man bet his friends $100 he could fit in a toddler swing. 9 hours later, police cut him out. His friends look pretty stupid now, huh?

    11:05:36 am ET Oct 27th from SocialOomph

  • Stephen Colbert: Check out my Congressional testimony with a Live audience who are not A-holes! http://t.co/GA0vEYOr

    1:52:06 am ET Oct 27th from web

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