• David Spade: This means dirt. #joedirtsequel. #samepicdiffjoke http://t.co/pVoaW1gy

    11:44:21 pm ET Feb 4th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: This means bore. http://t.co/QTcsZqOI

    9:36:29 pm ET Feb 4th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: oops again @courteneycox. my god, have some coffee spade

    12:48:57 pm ET Feb 4th from web

  • David Spade: hey , help welcome americas sweetheart @courtneycox . shes new,,and scared,,

    12:21:00 pm ET Feb 4th from web

  • David Spade: i'm babysitting my 5 year old niece. I bet she falls for this old trick http://t.co/u6RpJphM

    7:41:34 pm ET Feb 2nd from web

  • David Spade: rude. RT @NickSwardson Found this picture of @DavidSpade going to the Emmy's. http://t.co/39hEUiFT

    2:12:57 am ET Feb 2nd from web

  • David Spade: love it RT @advicefrommeg I wonder how many other girls think that 'Sweet Home Alabama' is the song they share with @DavidSpade . #turnitup

    2:08:37 am ET Feb 2nd from web

  • David Spade: Its about the time the caught curly. He was the stooge i never trusted http://t.co/ptXoRMzu

    5:52:30 pm ET Jan 31st from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: My mom made me a pillow. So sweet http://t.co/NsuJAkIP

    4:53:44 pm ET Jan 30th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: go ahead RT @williamsmike869 @DavidSpade you are awful. You make me want to rip my eyes out and stab myself in the ears with sharp pencils.

    1:16:06 am ET Jan 29th from web

  • David Spade: RT @itsJulieBowen: @DavidSpade glasses are good. Keep 'em. You'll rat trap a whole new demographic.

    1:14:04 pm ET Jan 28th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: Benicio del Toro looks like shit lately. But what a talent http://t.co/FXbJtRPa

    12:53:52 pm ET Jan 28th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: my brother andy won a short film award at sundance! before i did. so proud! ( cut to me smashing up my apartment) http://t.co/8jji4sc5

    3:22:23 am ET Jan 27th from web

  • David Spade: i miss skating RT @Mike McGill @DavidSpade Yo Spade,at Sundance right now with Stacy P and crew for new Bones Brigade Doc,cheers buddy

    3:17:46 am ET Jan 27th from web

  • David Spade: At club. Bottles on ice: gettin slizzard.. I think DJ J Crew was spinning. Or DJ PA. Not sure. #getamousehead http://t.co/k4N253qV

    3:01:49 pm ET Jan 25th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: my buddy @nickswardson from benchwarmers just joined twitter. way to be on top of things dipshit. FF him if u love general dumbness.

    10:36:02 pm ET Jan 24th from web

  • David Spade: Tell them not to put our dessert in a lightbulb next time. #choke. #die http://t.co/jxfGxq1e

    12:04:22 am ET Jan 24th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: Want some pot? http://t.co/poyVag21

    12:55:17 am ET Jan 21st from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: Oh my god . I caught these 2 christmas trees kidnapping another one. In broad daylight! http://t.co/vy5qGPAw

    6:56:49 pm ET Jan 18th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: golden globe party last night was like hi school. Ang jolie was prom queen sitting in corner.. i was tuff jock at keg contemplating college

    3:33:30 pm ET Jan 16th from web

  • David Spade: sorry carrying dumb iphone and it sent a tweet. hope all naked pix didnt go out. was planning on monday

    7:39:00 pm ET Jan 15th from web

  • David Spade: Iddfoj

    2:45:03 pm ET Jan 15th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: Im new at this but im sick of this smarmy prick already. #2yearslate http://t.co/SrwSveC5

    7:55:16 pm ET Jan 14th from Camera on iOS

  • David Spade: good show at venetian last night. @kathygriffin came and stayed after to crash my meet and greet. was funny

    7:24:13 pm ET Jan 14th from web

  • David Spade: I hate when i forget my keys and i start to leave and someone walks up behind me with them and says " hey, you might need these"

    7:43:35 pm ET Jan 13th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: Then the dolphin gets a nice fake tail and smashes it against the wall. Smooth move exlax. Have fun drowning moron

    1:29:03 pm ET Jan 13th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: Watching dolphin tale on plane. This dolphin is being a real a-hole. wont let them put fake tail on him .its for your own good dipshit relax

    12:46:57 am ET Jan 13th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: Made my dumb buddy rick @eltonrealty1 caddy. He got me thru day with pep talks , lots of water (and half a vicodin) http://t.co/LJRwAN6S

    1:12:12 am ET Jan 12th from Camera on iOS

  • David Spade: Team rory did our best but we got crushed. Major frownie. #mostlycuzofme http://t.co/JQJ96jI1

    12:11:32 am ET Jan 12th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: Ready to rage. #fore! http://t.co/HKb6OWxL

    8:29:25 pm ET Jan 11th from Photos on iOS

David Spade on Twitter

Hails from: Los Angeles
Bio: Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Best known for: Don't shoot this comedian
Following: 26
Followers: 1,301,042
Twitter ID: davidspade
Career tweets: 1,165
Tweeting online since: March 3, 2009
In category: Acting

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