• David Spade: bummer.. go get famous... its your only chance! @Caliguy45 @DavidSpade david my friends told me am the spitting image of you

    1:46:57 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • David Spade: lets end on a hi note. goodnite! @TatianaJDeLeon @DavidSpade you're an amazing and hilarious actor that never fails at making me laugh. :)

    1:42:26 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • David Spade: sort of @megazaxxon @DavidSpade are you drunk right now?

    1:40:29 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • David Spade: got lucky to be on their 3rd episode @cory_kg @DavidSpade just seen your episode of Larry Sanders, for the first time. Nice tube socks.

    1:39:28 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • David Spade: what if i was on just shoot me? @FackToeDumb If @DavidSpade was on Rules of Engagement, I would totally watch that show.

    1:29:23 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • David Spade: welcome UK !@StevieF8 @DavidSpade What show are you on in US? Just started rules in UK today, the one where you got married..Seriously?

    1:27:44 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • David Spade: its les moonves not evh@MadMannes dude that was the worse guitar playingI have ever seen. no one at CBS could make it look like u were plyn?

    1:25:33 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • David Spade: hey @ZooeyDeschanel ,tell yer boy will i liked the shout out on kimmel. and im available for bar mitzvas (sp?)

    1:21:34 am ET Apr 27th from web

  • David Spade: new rules of engagement tonight 830.where i play horny guy ( spoiler alert) you can skip nfl draft. marino is first pick.

    8:11:21 pm ET Apr 26th from web

  • David Spade: I think this construction sign got a little excited today ( heh heh) calm down( heh heh) Its just grass ( heh heh) http://t.co/ioYKomWw

    1:56:05 pm ET Apr 26th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: And help me get more Facebook fans by 6 pm. I need 29 mil more. We can do this. If everyone tells just 150 friends... http://t.co/kFapr6oj

    4:33:33 pm ET Apr 25th from web

  • David Spade: Come watch adam sandlers live facebook chat today at 2. I may pop up. (may = will) http://t.co/JIS17y1A

    4:31:00 pm ET Apr 25th from web

  • David Spade: Readthru for grownups 2. Fun time http://t.co/ZEBq8bmq

    10:37:40 pm ET Apr 24th from Camera on iOS

  • David Spade: It always reeks of a staged photo op when your laughing and holding an ice cream cone and your over 10. #easyonthehardsell

    7:08:13 pm ET Apr 23rd from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: Thank God we have clubs, popping bottles, and bitches. Or there'd be no rap music at all

    6:41:38 pm ET Apr 22nd from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: I like when i take pic with iphone and try to email it and it and email says" include attachment? Um "no shit". Wtf else am i doing w it

    6:24:19 pm ET Apr 21st from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: lohans dad had to cancel his 'why is her bad mom going clubbing w lins' press conference today

    3:56:59 pm ET Apr 20th from web

  • David Spade: One more from the salon of me and reege. #imstealingmywardrobe http://t.co/9DPXJZLt

    8:15:51 pm ET Apr 19th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: Doing guest spot on show this week. Heres us during practice http://t.co/p5q2FX5Z

    12:20:05 pm ET Apr 19th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: 2nd half of Kimmel. This is mostly for my mom because she forgot to tape it on her VCR. http://t.co/sYBnEMJ9

    8:54:49 pm ET Apr 18th from web

  • David Spade: i know right? @marci408 @DavidSpade 'The Bachelor' Racial Discrimination Lawsuit: http://t.co/HvQycNaS R u responsible $ this lawsuit

    7:47:16 pm ET Apr 18th from web

  • David Spade: here's first half of kimmel the other day. For those who missed (aka everyone) http://t.co/5Hf3CN9c

    3:48:49 pm ET Apr 18th from web

  • David Spade: I dont get it. Are you wearing a tag and your dress is showing? http://t.co/y5kyjfTt

    2:34:10 am ET Apr 18th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: thanks? RT @JodiCarmody I'd still fuck @DavidSpade

    2:30:08 am ET Apr 18th from web

  • David Spade: 9.. no wait, 10. wait ..9. RT @RayToTheCon Hey man, I need some help with my math homework. Could you help me? What's 36÷3? Thanks again

    2:26:28 am ET Apr 18th from web

  • David Spade: My gym is smart. New campaign is all about boning down. Doesnt really even make sense but im in http://t.co/jQdnhHLS

    2:26:54 pm ET Apr 17th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: yes. In my balls. They were wrinkly. Now smooth like evian bottle ... @witchybabe9000: watching ROE -gotta ask-dude did u get Botox?

    11:07:15 pm ET Apr 16th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: Old school classic photo bomb on @sherylcrow with dumdum @KidRock http://t.co/uvg2OyG7

    8:27:24 pm ET Apr 15th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: I finally found my baggage after my southwest flight. #thankgod. #wherearemysocks http://t.co/XgPrgKb3

    1:11:06 am ET Apr 15th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: I found Julia stiles. maybe she can get me in on that facebook ipo.. http://t.co/MKCxcML1

    10:30:10 pm ET Apr 12th from Photos on iOS

David Spade on Twitter

Hails from: Los Angeles
Bio: Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Best known for: Don't shoot this comedian
Following: 25
Followers: 1,414,618
Twitter ID: davidspade
Career tweets: 1,330
Tweeting online since: March 3, 2009
In category: Acting

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