• David Spade: the romance continues RT Attended the #UNICEFBall w/DavidSpade. Staggering the work @unicef are doing. http://t.co/Rz7ch1Eq

    7:44:25 pm ET Dec 9th from web

  • David Spade: I'm bummed sanduskys wife is sticking by his side. I was hoping she'd be single by now. #reboundaction

    3:33:33 pm ET Dec 9th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: wow. MASH star harry morgan dead at 96. so sad. i thought he was 96 during MASH. i was way off. #notmeanenougtobeatoosoonjoke

    3:30:49 pm ET Dec 8th from web

  • David Spade: ok new episode of that show we used to do rules airs tonight. dont miss or youll have to wait a week to see it again #boringtweet

    3:22:56 pm ET Dec 8th from web

  • David Spade: Taped last show yesterday. Funny cake. What a burn. Ps shows on tonight I think http://t.co/w16Ew4Ug

    2:31:36 pm ET Dec 7th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: Why is ghostbusters car and green hornet meeting at a remote parking lot. Wtf is happening? Run ! http://t.co/BOmK4tJX

    3:14:56 am ET Dec 7th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: RT @dangerl33 I dig the chick clothes from The Gap. Present day Gap Girls are definatley hotter than Sandler & Farley..but not @DavidSpade.

    7:03:35 pm ET Dec 6th from web

  • David Spade: closer than i thought it would be RT@NikkiNovak Shiloh-Jolie-Spade???? @Davidspade :) http://t.co/Io6oLqkG

    3:03:00 pm ET Dec 5th from web

  • David Spade: I found some woodshitters on my friends window. ( best name for termites) http://t.co/eW1ypTBw

    5:51:38 pm ET Dec 4th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: Note to dudes: try not to wear same socks as wicked witch http://t.co/M3AgYi0a

    9:02:52 pm ET Dec 3rd from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: so funny. first ep of new kardashians. these 2 hate each other so much its comical

    7:58:56 pm ET Dec 3rd from web

  • David Spade: hey boston, i'm doing standup @The_Wilbur on Feb 10. here's the ticket link http://t.co/DKLszOVD #letspahty

    6:57:46 pm ET Dec 2nd from web

  • David Spade: This woman lived with her baby in the park for weeks. Worst part is kid thought they were in line for twilight http://t.co/5rSGUHLU

    12:22:56 pm ET Nov 30th from Camera on iOS

  • David Spade: #occupyla . 99% of the protesters are from the news. Filming one guy

    4:16:35 am ET Nov 30th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: It's going well. I feel good like I'm in a jaguar driving thru fields of gold http://t.co/GDLSCFD9

    1:14:33 am ET Nov 30th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: Wait I'm at Sting and I'm with a guy. I don't think this was the plan. O well I'm going to make a move during Roxanne #notatotalwaste

    12:48:29 am ET Nov 30th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: oops @jasonsegel great job on mups

    6:12:40 pm ET Nov 29th from web

  • David Spade: hey @jasonsegal great job on mups

    6:09:09 pm ET Nov 29th from web

  • David Spade: I think surfer dude from tmz could play amanda knox in a movie. Or visa versa in tmz movie. ( might skip tmz movie) http://t.co/AsDo0RD2

    2:06:07 am ET Nov 29th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: Congrats to @nickywhelanx shooting the movie 7500. Ps where's joe dirt 2!

    12:31:09 am ET Nov 29th from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: those are sweats! but yes wasnt prepped in any way. did touch the 100 foot marker #maje

    3:30:14 pm ET Nov 28th from web

  • David Spade: Pussed out of a hike on thxgiving. #notproud. #toomanyrocks http://t.co/3gRPTvxN

    3:28:02 pm ET Nov 28th from Photos on iOS

  • David Spade: song always stuck in head on monday. 'back to life, back to reality..' http://t.co/GDW2NMY4

    12:47:32 pm ET Nov 28th from web

  • David Spade: sorry will come back in feb. RT @DCtoAZ81 @DavidSpade sold out in PHX !! Come on bro how about a heads up next time !!

    7:16:48 pm ET Nov 26th from web

  • David Spade: Stopped by the hotel gift shop. http://t.co/xvm97L2x

    9:32:28 pm ET Nov 25th from Camera on iOS

  • David Spade: oops its called @standuplive. in phx

    8:41:14 pm ET Nov 25th from web

  • David Spade: doing stand up back in home town tonight and tomorro night. at Az live. whipping out old jokes from hbo special. ( they never left the act)

    8:34:03 pm ET Nov 25th from web

  • David Spade: Got new iPhone 5. 7 grand. But worth it and I can tel its real cuz 4s is scratched out and there's a 5 there. Don't be jel!

    3:18:01 pm ET Nov 23rd from Twitter for iPhone

  • David Spade: I never understood ppl buying those balance bracelets. Was everyone just falling down all the time before? Wtf. scam written all over it

    7:51:22 pm ET Nov 21st from Twitter for BlackBerry®

  • David Spade: cox and dix the 70's group? they rock! RT@RandallCrabtree @DavidSpade YOUR VOICE IS SO WHINY AND WEAK. TO SUM IT UP, YOU SUCK COX N DIX.

    12:13:28 pm ET Nov 21st from web

David Spade on Twitter

Hails from: Los Angeles
Bio: Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Best known for: Don't shoot this comedian
Following: 25
Followers: 1,414,618
Twitter ID: davidspade
Career tweets: 1,330
Tweeting online since: March 3, 2009
In category: Acting

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