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Jim Carrey: My favorite part of the turkey is the jive. Happy Thanksgiving! ?8^)6:59:49 pm ET Nov 24th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: Yesterday, Jesus Jumped the fence in my backyard and ran across my lawn singing "my father owns this". In my excite... http://t.co/yxSL0tkj
4:21:48 pm ET Nov 23rd from WhoSay
- Jim Carrey: While asking for a sign from heaven Buster became flustered by the persistance of the kissing fish. What does a sig... http://t.co/CCC9PNv6
8:00:38 pm ET Nov 15th from WhoSay
- Jim Carrey: Thanks @ETOnlineAlert for the shoutout. ?;^D http://t.co/YDk2cbHQ
4:02:14 pm ET Nov 11th from web
- Jim Carrey: While shooting ManOnTheMoon,Tony Clifton was beloved by all who could stand the smell of limburger cheese. ?;^P http://t.co/VFaMqz4g
10:14:49 pm ET Nov 10th from web
- Jim Carrey: While shooting ManOnTheMoon,Tony Clifton was beloved by all who could stand the smell of limburger cheese. ?;^P http://t.co/qoKS3VlF
9:57:00 pm ET Nov 10th from web
- Jim Carrey: You know who I hate? Judgemental people. In my opinion they are worthless scum. ?;^P
1:36:10 pm ET Nov 8th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: I'm makin' a few long range plans just in case the Myan calender ends on Dec 21, 2012 and we're all still here. That sh*t could happen! ?B^•
1:10:07 am ET Nov 7th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: #BOING! ?8^}
9:43:42 am ET Nov 4th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: There's a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh a time to cry a time to stop shaving and eat potato chips. ?B^¥
4:05:06 pm ET Nov 3rd from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: I'm so grateful to all of you. I love you with all of my heart! ?;^)
12:26:06 am ET Oct 27th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: I wonder how many seals escape being eaten by great white sharks because the sharks have mistaken them for surfers. ?B^P
4:11:27 am ET Oct 26th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to the game of 'Enlightenment' (APPLAUSE) where contestants move on to higher l... http://t.co/BaTnReRA
5:12:33 pm ET Oct 23rd from WhoSay
- Jim Carrey: Life's a mirror tht shows us our beauty and blemishes. U either accept wht u see or u end up bloody n praying it doesn't leave a scar. ?B^]
5:36:34 pm ET Oct 22nd from web
- Jim Carrey: Life's a mirror tht shows us our beauty and blemishes. U either accept wht u see or u end up bloody n preying it doesn't leave a scar. ?B^]
4:03:12 pm ET Oct 22nd from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: If you haven't seen this yet (http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ) click it and stick it in your #jimshapedhole ?B^P
7:18:29 pm ET Oct 21st from web
- Jim Carrey: Click here to watch me play with myself http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ ?8^•
10:32:07 pm ET Oct 18th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: Wisdom is quietly speaking 2 u, through everything u see. If you're getting high u may avoid some pain bt you're missing the real show. ?;^]
12:14:56 pm ET Oct 16th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: I was lucky to grow up in Canada. Even in tough times, there was always so much 2 be thankful 4. I love it dearly! ?:^B http://t.co/yWvvGhJ0
9:03:33 pm ET Oct 7th from web
- Jim Carrey: I told my therapist that I was upset because people keep saying I'm crazy so he sent me to this lovely place in the ... http://t.co/80n0saUf
2:25:54 pm ET Oct 6th from WhoSay
- Jim Carrey: Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever! ?;^}
1:07:41 am ET Oct 6th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: If future historians look bck 2 the blogs of our day 4 reference material it'll be a piss poor account of who we r. Or is that who we r ?;^
2:32:08 pm ET Oct 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: Yesterday some devil sd I painted sperm on my Ny studio bt the sperm is his filth n probably where he and the blogger shld have ended. ?;^]
2:10:48 pm ET Oct 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: 2 all u bullies out there in wht I now call 'The Flogosphere', the abused becomes the abuser so how could I feel anything but pity 4 u ?;^
3:56:45 am ET Oct 5th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: If u could view the wrld without judgement or the fear of being judged, you'd truly be free bt there would be a lot less to talk about. ?;^)
4:04:21 am ET Oct 4th from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: CAN I GET SOME #BOING OUT THERE?! ?B^@
12:44:17 pm ET Oct 2nd from Twitter for iPhone
- Jim Carrey: Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart ?;^} http://t.co/vZ2fYc8a
2:07:39 am ET Oct 1st from WhoSay
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Best known for: Ace Ventura
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