• Conan OBrien: Sure, those "Magic Mike" guys look impressive, but remember the camera adds 4 abs.

    2 hours ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Hockey phenom Connor McDavid is being called The New Gretzky. Current Gretzky must now be called The Old Gretzky or The New McDavid.

    17 hours ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Tonight I made @MoneyLynch's end zone @Skittles dream come true: http://t.co/UIKIYi3g0W

    yesterday from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Worked out with kettlebells this morning and didn’t get arrested. What am I doing wrong?

    2 days ago from Twitter for Android

  • Conan OBrien: We may be taking the Confederate Flag thing too far. Just saw a history book say the Civil War began when the Union was fired on by REDACTED

    3 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: I’m so happy with the SCOTUS ruling, I could kiss a man, then move in with him, start a family and eventually leave him for a younger man.

    4 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: With “Game of Thrones” over, now I spend Sunday nights imagining my favorite characters on other shows getting killed.

    6 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Is there anything more delicious than unsweetened… ah, just kidding.

    7 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: My favorite channel on Sirius XM Radio is probably Mao Zedong Speeches 24/7.

    8 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: For Father’s Day my wife and kids gave me my very own Republican presidential candidate.

    9 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Hillary Clinton’s Spanish language website is reportedly full of mistakes. And Rick Perry’s Spanish language website is... A TRAP!

    10 days ago from Twitter for Android

  • Conan OBrien: I’m tempted to vote for Donald Trump just to hear the phrase “Secretary of State Gary Busey.”

    11 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: A porn site is planning to make the first adult film in space. It’ll be called “Enter Stella.”

    12 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Right now, someone you love is reading a ranking of cheeseburgers in their region.

    13 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Want a nerdgasm? Watch @AndyRichter & I play the cast of @SiliconHBO in #Halo5Guardians: http://t.co/HDjCjNhwPU #CluelessGamer

    14 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Tonight I battle the cast of @SiliconHBO with a pirated copy of #Halo5Guardians. Let the lawsuits begin! TBS 11/10c #CluelessGamer

    15 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: I hope whoever stole that advance copy of the new “Fifty Shades of Grey” sequel doesn’t get the punishment they deserve.

    16 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Went on a very preliminary prototype “Jurassic World” ride. It was just a shopping cart and some Bose speakers.

    17 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: "It's the thought that counts" is what I would tell my Little League coach every time I struck out.

    19 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I'm moderating the #MockingjayPart2 & #LastWitchHunter #SDCC panel on 7/9. Don't worry, Katniss. I've got this. http://t.co/zhwVP4MPMb

    20 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: So many useless new gadgets coming out every day. Is it too much to ask for a simple set of sturdy nail clippers with reliable Wi-Fi?

    20 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Research suggests that chimpanzees have the ability to cook, but the really advanced ones prefer take out.

    22 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Ben & Jerry’s released a new flavor to raise awareness about climate change. The irony is that it tastes much better melted.

    23 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: A House panel has voted to repeal two pieces of ObamaCare. Specifically the words “Obama” and “Care.”

    24 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I saw the Entourage movie and the guy sitting behind me complained that I wouldn’t put on my fedora.

    25 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Rick Perry is running for president. He’s hoping with so many candidates people will forget that he’s THAT Rick Perry.

    25 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Some people think it’s weird that I maintain full, uninterrupted eye contact while my dog humps my leg.

    28 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Hey can someone send me an Oculus Rift VR headset? I finally want to try parasailing.

    28 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: I had to suspend Andy for 4 shows for knowingly deflating my hair.

    29 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: My self-driving car sure does like Wendy’s drive-thrus.

    one month ago from Twitter Web Client

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Hails from: Los Angeles
Bio: The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Best known for: NBC cast-off
Following: 1
Followers: 17,049,363
Twitter ID: ConanOBrien
Career tweets: 2,096
Tweeting online since: February 18, 2010
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