• Conan OBrien: Marco Rubio opposes gay marriage. He says every religion he’s joined is against it.

    16 hours ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: This 4/20, watch @WillieNelson & @MerleHaggard's new song, “It's All Going To Pot.” It's about kitchenware, right? http://t.co/i1fMNIO7Nc

    21 hours ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Of all the candidates jumping into the Republican primary, my money’s on Stannis Baratheon.

    yesterday from Twitter for Android

  • Conan OBrien: I wish one of my writers would focus on making my show funnier instead of tweeting stupid things about the state of late night comedy.

    yesterday from Twitter for Android

  • Conan OBrien: My son wants to play football. I say he goes to prison now and cuts out the middle man.

    2 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: The ex-governor of Rhode Island is running for president. You know what they say, “As Rhode Island goes so goes one county in Connecticut.”

    3 days ago from Twitter for Android

  • Conan OBrien: “My rifle is wet. It is hot in this boat.” <<<< Sorry, everyone, my Twitter feed got hijacked by Somali pirates.

    4 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: .@LindseyGrahamSC I'll do whatever you want. Just don't send Doug Stamper.

    5 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: The President of Armenia met with the Kardashians. He asked them to change their name to “O’Malley.”

    6 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Rand Paul is an ophthalmologist who supports legalizing marijuana, making him the only candidate pro 20/20 and 4/20.

    7 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: .@HillaryClinton announced she is running for president. Man, I did not see that coming.

    8 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: The top 15 GOP presidential hopefuls own at least 40 guns among them. If they don't win, they can still make their own Expendables movie.

    9 days ago from Twitter for Android

  • Conan OBrien: Whose ass do I have to kiss to get in the new Human Centipede movie.

    10 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Can’t wait to say “hold on - scrolling,” when someone asks me for the time on my Apple Watch.

    11 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: There is talk of a Mad Men spin-off, I can’t wait for “Better Call Joan.”

    12 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: .@FLOTUS Me & @KevinHart4Real crushed your #GimmeFive challenge and now the ball is in @BillNye’s court. http://t.co/vhMbVpOAzu

    13 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: .@FLOTUS Your #gimmefive challenge has been accepted - 11 PM 2nite on TBS (I’d write more, but my arms cramped while typing this tweet).

    13 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Happy Passover to all my Jewish friends. If I had been Pharaoh, I would've let you go after just three plagues.

    14 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: HE IS RISEN! (I am of course referring to Don Draper).

    15 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Shout out to all the Catholic priests out there, I know tomorrow is your Super Bowl!

    16 days ago from Twitter for Android

  • Conan OBrien: I hope you don’t mind that I made you say “jambalaya” to yourself.

    17 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: .@rickygervais That's bullshit. I've never had a sperm count that high.

    17 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Hugh Jackman says the next X-Men movie will be his last time playing Wolverine. Your claws await, Dame Judy Dench.

    18 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: If I Tweet something critical about Scientology, what’s the worst that could ha

    19 days ago from Twitter for Android

  • Conan OBrien: It’s looking like Gary, Indiana will no longer be a honeymoon destination for gay couples.

    20 days ago from Twitter for Android

  • Conan OBrien: RT @TeamCoco: EXCLUSIVE WORLD PREMIERE: We've got @KeithUrban and @EricChurch's new music video #RaiseEmUp: http://t.co/5WH4Dethnd

    20 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Not sure about SeaWorld’s new ad campaign “You Either See Them Here or at Red Lobster.”

    21 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Buzzfeed now has a seat in the White House press briefing room. I read about it in their list of 14 Sentences That Confuse Your Grandmother.

    22 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: A Baltimore Raven published a complex study in a math journal. The NFL suspended him for unsportsmanlike conduct.

    23 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I can’t hear “Sweet 16” without thinking of the special party my parents threw for me in high school.

    24 days ago from Twitter Web Client

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Hails from: Los Angeles
Bio: The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Best known for: NBC cast-off
Following: 1
Followers: 16,177,287
Twitter ID: ConanOBrien
Career tweets: 2,019
Tweeting online since: February 18, 2010
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