• Conan OBrien: I tried to take a picture with my phone, and people looked at me like I was an idiot. Maybe because it was 1973.

    2 hours ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I’m on the Proterozoic Diet – I only eat pre-chordates and metazoans.

    yesterday from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Hotel front desk workers--when a male calls to complain about the Wi-Fi minutes after checking in, yes he’s doing what you think he’s doing.

    2 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Shout out to randomly mentioning people, places and things!

    3 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: If Pizza Hut really served their pizza in a hut, you couldn’t get me out of there.

    4 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I’m on vacation. Please keep Trump popular while I’m gone, I need him in the debates.

    5 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Your lap doesn’t really disappear when you stand up, it just goes into storage.

    6 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I don’t think I spend too much time on my smartphone at home, and neither do my kids, Candy and Crush.

    7 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: People talking about their standing desks are the new people talking about their rescue pets.

    8 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Root beer with eggs was a big mistake.

    9 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Good to be back on the east coast. I missed mosquitoes the size of hawks.

    10 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Come on, tell me this doesn’t just scream “US President” http://t.co/oCoJDbYacD

    11 days ago from Twitter Ads

  • Conan OBrien: Pluto’s letting the publicity get to his head – he just signed on for the next “Entourage” movie.

    12 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee is polling at 0%. I guess the country isn’t ready for a President named “Lincoln.”

    13 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Can someone give me the contact info for El Chapo’s contractor? Thx.

    14 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I now regret naming my son “Atticus” and my daughter “Bill Cosby.”

    15 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I was shocked that Trump was leading in the polls until I saw footage from a monster truck rally.

    16 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: If you're learning Spanish, be careful not to confuse abogado and avocado. I accidentally ate the wrong one.

    16 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: “Wind Beneath My Wings” is a great song, but what about the wind ABOVE her wings? It’s technically just as important for lift. #Physics

    17 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial.

    18 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: I yelled out another woman's name during sex but cleverly covered by saying that's my safe word

    19 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Tonight the cast of #XMenApocalypse marvels at my mutant hair: http://t.co/WWUA8rgZFe #SDCC #ConanCon

    20 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Today my ultimate fantasy came true: An awkward prom photo with the cast of @GameOfThrones: http://t.co/Drzd7VJdPu #SDCC #ConanCon

    21 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Tonight on #CONAN, I welcome both the cast of @GameOfThrones AND @WalkingDead_AMC. No one gets out alive. TBS 11/10c. #SDCC #ConanCon

    21 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: The frosting on these #CONAN donuts is as delicious as the frosting that makes up my real "hair": http://t.co/759iAXMqmP #SDCC #ConanCon

    22 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Tonight on #CONAN, #JenniferLawrence released her inner @Cher: http://t.co/y1qtrJ6hSl #SDCC #ConanCon

    22 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Tried to get a pic with my favorite @TheHungerGames #MockingjayPart2 actors, but #JLaw ruined it. #ConanCon #SDCC http://t.co/FHA2GFtP3y

    22 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Hey, @WoodElijah, looks like we have our winner: https://t.co/JORX6uMdBn

    22 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Last night #SDCC vet @WoodElijah agreed to form a superhero duo with me. Suggest a name with #ConanConDuo. http://t.co/HSEnbxKyU8

    22 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: There was really only one way for @AndyRichter and me to drive to @Comic_Con. http://t.co/fNEuIy6Cz6 #SDCC #ConanCon http://t.co/ZrISw05ShY

    23 days ago from Twitter Web Client

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Conan OBrien on Twitter

Hails from: Los Angeles
Bio: The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Best known for: NBC cast-off
Following: 1
Followers: 17,472,487
Twitter ID: ConanOBrien
Career tweets: 2,133
Tweeting online since: February 18, 2010
In category: Other

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