• Conan OBrien: Have been trying an all-juice diet, and check this out – me, one hour ago! https://t.co/BfV7EOqSHK

    3 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone

  • Conan OBrien: So if I don't get caught it's a "free sample" and if I do get caught it's "stolen property, please come with me, sir"? Real double standard.

    yesterday from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I've noticed that men who tell women to "smile more" rarely comply when politely asked to "exist less."

    2 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: The best assemble-yourself furniture comes with a few spare screws, spare bolts, and a pint of O-positive blood.

    3 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: We should probably operate as if God stepped out for a bit and left us in charge – but he’ll be back in August.

    4 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: My neighbor is blasting his meditation music, but every time I go over to say something I’m filled with a deep sense of peace.

    5 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Right now someone at DC Comics is saying, “Crap, we’re really going to have to go through with this Aqua-Man movie, aren’t we?”

    6 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that’s what makes me a woke bae.

    7 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I play @GameOfThrones' Peter Dinklage & @IAmLenaHeadey in #Overwatch on #CluelessGamer. I fight for House Masshole! https://t.co/aG2sHpaNvi

    7 days ago from Twitter Web Client

  • Conan OBrien: Confession: At Starbucks this morning, I stole a latte that belonged to some guy named “Conin.”

    8 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Open Tweet to Justin Bieber: You’re starting to make us teen heartthrobs look bad.

    9 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I just learned my intervention is going to be “Town Hall format.”

    10 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: To avoid all this bathroom controversy, I’ve just been going in the woods.

    11 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I'm a Mohave fringe-toed lizard in the streets but a Colorado Desert fringe-toed lizard in the sheets.

    12 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Desiigner is both my favorite rapper and my favorite typo.

    13 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: The only bathroom law I’m interested in is one that bans loud sighing.

    14 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Okay fine, I admit it: I’m the “Becky” in the new Radiohead album.

    15 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I'm doing a week of shows at the legendary @apollotheater October 31st. Finally some soul in… https://t.co/KSPXaJtLU0

    15 days ago from Instagram

  • Conan OBrien: Now that Castle is off the air the best flirty dialogue on TV is between @AndyRichter and me.

    16 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Is there a website where we can auction off George Zimmerman to a passing comet?

    17 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: My Donald Trump tax jokes are none of your business.

    17 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I consider a hostile work environment any office that has a Karaoke Night.

    18 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: My Friday ritual: getting a wisdom tooth extracted and drinking an #InNOut shake. https://t.co/BnxVEjldfH

    18 days ago from Instagram

  • Conan OBrien: Does day-drinking count as civil disobedience?

    19 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: This X-ray of my wisdom tooth pushing into my infected jaw is the latest example of how my art… https://t.co/Qr617U4MCU

    19 days ago from Instagram

  • Conan OBrien: This morning I thought I was filled with a childlike sense of wonder, but it was just a norovirus.

    20 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Time to fulfill my dream of marketing my own line of artisanal antifreeze.

    21 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: I'm half asleep, totally naked, and waiting for the light at this intersection to change.

    22 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Don’t keep your spice rack too close to the oven because it will dry out the herbs. Sorry, that was for my other account: @SpiceRaxHax

    23 days ago from Hootsuite

  • Conan OBrien: Never a Conan. Never. https://t.co/9Vm3aSgQKQ

    23 days ago from Instagram

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Conan OBrien on Twitter

Hails from: Los Angeles
Bio: The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Best known for: NBC cast-off
Following: 1
Followers: 20,930,429
Twitter ID: ConanOBrien
Career tweets: 2,517
Tweeting online since: February 18, 2010
In category: Other

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