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Conan OBrien: Last night JJ Abrams showed a cut Star Trek scene of Cumberbatch showering. It was like looking at my reflection. http://t.co/IDze7b1Irv4:28:32 pm ET May 23rd from web
- Conan OBrien: Anxiously awaiting the return of Nanny McPhee.
2:50:05 pm ET May 22nd from web
- Conan OBrien: Mark my words: on the last episode of “Game of Thrones,” we will finally get to see all the dragons naked.
1:08:10 pm ET May 21st from web
- Conan OBrien: According to a new survey, almost 10% of women lie about the size of their breasts. Which is why I always carry around measuring tape.
1:55:27 pm ET May 20th from web
- Conan OBrien: It took me a while, but I finally ran Barbara Walters out of show business.
4:24:47 pm ET May 19th from web
- Conan OBrien: Out of the loop… what’s all this about President Obama being worse than Cynthia Nixon?
2:11:44 pm ET May 18th from web
- Conan OBrien: President Obama is embroiled in 3 scandals. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, “Amateur.”
2:22:44 pm ET May 17th from web
- Conan OBrien: Tonight I try out a new desk made of 100% @ImHeatherGraham. http://t.co/mHm0mUnM3g #HeatherDesk
10:21:06 pm ET May 16th from web
- Conan OBrien: I just found out I’m being audited. I don’t remember joining the Tea Party.
4:33:47 pm ET May 16th from web
- Conan OBrien: Just tried to make a Benedict Cumberbatch anagram and I now have a hernia.
8:37:58 pm ET May 15th from web
- Conan OBrien: For fun, I sent a dick pic to Siri and she just replied, “I think you meant to send a picture of a penis.”
12:57:34 pm ET May 14th from web
- Conan OBrien: You know what they say. So I guess I don’t have to tell you.
2:09:18 pm ET May 13th from web
- Conan OBrien: Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! For your gift I sent you this message in a medium I know you neither receive nor understand.
6:35:14 pm ET May 12th from web
- Conan OBrien: My version of a meltdown is spending 5 minutes angrily shouting the word, "chambray" to LL Bean's automated voice recognition system.
2:35:44 pm ET May 11th from web
- Conan OBrien: According to a new poll, Kristen Stewart is now the least trusted movie star in America. Movie star? She told me she was a cattle rancher!!!
2:37:33 pm ET May 10th from web
- Conan OBrien: Forbes Magazine named Tim Tebow America’s most influential athlete. Just 1 more reason why I always get my sports news from Forbes Magazine.
8:26:46 pm ET May 9th from web
- Conan OBrien: YouTube may start charging? I guess cats are sick of working for free.
11:02:37 pm ET May 8th from web
- Conan OBrien: Just downloaded a cool new app that lets me use my phone as a drink coaster.
10:49:39 pm ET May 7th from web
- Conan OBrien: I watched the Kentucky Derby and said to my wife, “All that build up for 2 minutes.” Why did she give me that look?
2:51:26 am ET May 6th from web
- Conan OBrien: The more I learn about prunes, ichthyosaurs, and basket-weaving, the more I question my reading habits.
6:36:58 pm ET May 4th from web
- Conan OBrien: Paparazzi are the worst. Sometimes I give them the exact time and address, and they’re still late.
9:45:09 pm ET May 3rd from web
- Conan OBrien: Just saw that movie "Oblivion". Apparently everyone in the future is either really good looking or Morgan Freeman.
11:22:38 pm ET May 2nd from web
- Conan OBrien: Last night I wore undies with @KeshaSuxx's face -- just as the old gypsy predicted: http://t.co/LSvE9CYQGx http://t.co/TdseDO71z0
11:50:55 pm ET May 1st from web
- Conan OBrien: Congratulations to NBA player Jason Collins on being brave enough to admit that he’s a Washington Wizard.
3:54:25 pm ET Apr 30th from web
- Conan OBrien: President Obama and I had so much fun Saturday night, we’re performing next week at the Toledo Funny Bone.
10:30:29 pm ET Apr 29th from web
- Conan OBrien: This supermarket is replaying my White House Correspondents' performance. There is nowhere else to go in showbiz. http://t.co/7utOSefwnl
12:48:54 am ET Apr 29th from web
- Conan OBrien: Just rehearsed my routine to an empty ballroom at the Washington Hilton. The one guy unfolding chairs loved it. http://t.co/SEDqMZNUgG
6:15:00 pm ET Apr 27th from web
- Conan OBrien: Just visited the @WhiteHouse press room. Lost my temper and ejected the reporter from the Christian Science Monitor. http://t.co/AADdrPzOPX
9:02:24 pm ET Apr 26th from web
- Conan OBrien: In D.C. to perform at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Practicing my opening "Goofy Sunglasses" bit: http://t.co/948FxoLz2N
3:07:15 pm ET Apr 25th from web
- Conan OBrien: We bring #TheSimpsons writing room to my studio in the latest episode of #SeriousJibberJabber: http://t.co/sfct5mlnM6
10:28:54 pm ET Apr 24th from web
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