• Aziz Ansari: Really need to text with Harris more often. http://t.co/0yu14k3xt4

    5:52:14 pm ET May 15th from Instagram

  • Aziz Ansari: I might be the only person in America that's seeing Before Midnight and Fast 6 back to back next weekend. Two of my fav franchises.

    4:00:09 pm ET May 14th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: LONDON: Ok my show at the Hammersmith Apollo on June 15th is finally on sale. Get tickets here: http://t.co/L2LfSQpRVq

    5:03:33 am ET May 9th from Gremln

  • Aziz Ansari: Sure its been tweeted a bunch today, but Saul Bass title sequence to VERTIGO is too dope: https://t.co/jjTn8Rz164

    9:41:00 pm ET May 8th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: OMAHA, CLEVELAND, ALBANY, DALLAS, HOUSTON: Tickets onsale for my standup dates here: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF #SorryIfIrrelevant

    2:37:16 pm ET May 8th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: My friend @amyschumer's show #InsideAmySchumer is on at 1030 tonight on Comedy Central. Watch it!!

    5:25:20 pm ET May 7th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: LONDON: Official. Tickets on sale May 9th at 9am for my gig on June 15: http://t.co/5X2ePNtpD9 #CorrectedLink #CorrectedDates #

    6:12:37 am ET May 7th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: YEAH. God damnit. I just can't get anything right... “@texasF0REVER: @azizansari do you mean 9/5?”

    5:29:06 am ET May 7th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: LONDON: Sorry. They told me tix on sale on today. Dunno what happened. Apparently it's on sale on 5/9 at 9am. Here: http://t.co/jqnAtdFhWA

    5:22:55 am ET May 7th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: LONDON: I'm performing at the Hammersmith Apollo on 6/15. Tickets on sale tomorrow at 9AM: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF

    1:50:50 pm ET May 6th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Happy Birthday to my Dad! http://t.co/95ndwzkvWa

    4:12:44 pm ET May 4th from Instagram

  • Aziz Ansari: Kinda bummed I've never been approached about making my own line of headphones.

    3:49:08 pm ET May 4th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: HOUSTON: Sorry, tickets are on sale NOW for my show on 5/30. Go get em here: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF #GodDamnISuckatTwitter #Sorry

    6:33:31 pm ET May 3rd from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Iron Man 3 looks cool! #NowYouCantSayIJustTweetAboutTourDates

    6:23:08 pm ET May 3rd from web

  • Aziz Ansari: HOUSTON: New tour date. 5/30 at Bayou Music Center. Tickets on sale tomorrow at noon: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF #SorryForAllTheTourTweets

    6:22:34 pm ET May 3rd from web

  • Aziz Ansari: VEGAS, PHOENIX, SALT LAKE CITY: Still some tickets available for my shows this weekend: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF. #SorryIfThisisIrrelevant

    5:41:44 pm ET May 3rd from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Shit, sorry. Parks season finale is tonight at 930/830c. I got the time wrong. I stink at Twitter.

    2:27:55 pm ET May 2nd from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Parks and Rec season finale airs tonight at 830/730c, right after Perfect Strangers.

    1:42:40 pm ET May 2nd from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Oh yeah, back in SC, I took some dance classes. (I'm back row, 2nd from the left) http://t.co/Kxf5hKZBWE

    8:42:04 pm ET May 1st from Instagram

  • Aziz Ansari: For those asking, the show at Third Man in Nashville is ALL AGES. Come early to make sure you get in though.

    12:14:34 am ET May 1st from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: NASHVILLE: If you want to hear me work on some new jokes, come to Third Man Records tonight. Doors at 11. Show at Midnight. FREE!

    10:43:08 pm ET Apr 30th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: First, the NBA has a 14 year old player with Calvin Cambridge and now Jason Collins. Amazing. #Inspired

    6:28:01 pm ET Apr 29th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: "HEY DON'T WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT THE NBA ON TWITTER TODAY. PLEASE!!!" - PR teams to their homophobic clients

    6:02:38 pm ET Apr 29th from txt

  • Aziz Ansari: Actually, I'm just gonna nap. Forget my previous tweet. #SorryTwitterville

    12:05:32 am ET Apr 29th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Riding back from Boston with comedy's @toddbarry, if anyone has any questions for Todd, hit me, I'll ask him and report back...

    12:01:42 am ET Apr 29th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Wow. @toddbarry requesting a SECOND pee stop on the 3 hour drive from NY to Boston.

    6:32:07 pm ET Apr 28th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: New Parks tonight #ReallyPhoningitInonTweets

    5:46:31 pm ET Apr 25th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: BOSTON: I'm doing a benefit show for the marathon victims on Sunday. Tickets on sale tomorrow at noon. http://t.co/J0QYRWb45u

    9:39:41 pm ET Apr 23rd from Safari on iOS

  • Aziz Ansari: "I want something tasty but not too heavy." "How about some hummus?" "Ooooh! Good call. Thanks." #1800WhatShouldIEat

    5:33:59 pm ET Apr 20th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Can someone make an 800 # for me to call and talk to someone about what I should eat for meals/snacks? (cc @ChelseaVPeretti)

    5:33:01 pm ET Apr 20th from Twitter for iPhone

Aziz Ansari on Twitter

Hails from: Los Angeles, CA
Bio: I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Best known for: Park actor.
Following: 274
Followers: 2,227,894
Twitter ID: azizansari
Career tweets: 5,216
Tweeting online since: May 31, 2007
In category: Acting

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