• Aziz Ansari: Tonight at midnight I highly recommend watching EAGLEHEART on Adult Swim!! Teaser: http://bit.ly/gfACMh

    5:39:27 pm ET Feb 3rd from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Eating lobster and held it up and went (@kanyewest voice)"EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M A MOTHERFUCKING LOBSTER!!!" #BackstageAntics

    7:07:05 pm ET Jan 30th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Tour Mgr Matt just handed me some tea. I went (Nate Dogg voice) "HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE.. LEMME PUT SOME HONEY IN IT."#BackstageAntics

    7:04:38 pm ET Jan 30th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: RT @CHETHAZE: @chelseavperetti just saw some of your stand up....funny stuff girl keep it up! #comedy lol

    6:58:15 pm ET Jan 30th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Would it be weird if I gained 300 lbs just to go on I Used to Be Fat? I'm definitely up to eat that much.

    6:38:11 pm ET Jan 30th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Is Heavy good? The lady in the poster is real fat. Hope she ain't that heavy anymore and is healthy.

    6:36:49 pm ET Jan 30th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: @TheEclectic BBad not on right now.

    6:34:05 pm ET Jan 30th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Also feeling I Used To Be Fat and Teen Mom. #DopeTVShows

    6:25:13 pm ET Jan 30th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: God damn. Friday Night Lights is killing it. My favorite show on TV right now.

    6:08:14 pm ET Jan 30th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Shows tonight and tomorrow at Wilbur Theatre for those asking. I'm not in Boston for the WWE Royal Rumble as some have pondered.

    5:44:57 pm ET Jan 30th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: NO! Schoolbus full of kids on the train tracks. UPDATE: Good news, our train crushed the school bus, no one here got hurt. #Unstoppable

    5:31:04 pm ET Jan 30th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: On a train to Boston, hoping the situation that occurred in the Denzel Washington film Unstoppable does not happen to us.

    4:00:30 pm ET Jan 30th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: @GRarick Aren't there two shows? Both sold out?

    7:18:02 pm ET Jan 29th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Watch @nickkroll in his hour special Thank You Very Cool tonight at 9pm on Comedy Central. Kroll paid me $35,000 to tweet that.

    12:38:56 pm ET Jan 29th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: "I'll just eat the rice and beans... maybe one bite of the enchilada... FUCK IT I'LL EAT IT ALL. OH NOOO!! I WANT TO DIE!" #EnchiladaRecap

    2:00:48 pm ET Jan 28th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Still feel terrible. #LiveTweetingAftermathofEatingaCheeseEnchiladaonmyFlightoChicago

    1:57:45 pm ET Jan 28th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Anyone wondering how I feel after taking down a cheese enchilada on my flight to Chicago, I can officially confirm - I feel like shit.

    1:52:23 pm ET Jan 28th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Attention: @ChelseaVPeretti is really funny, so please watch her Comedy Central special at 11/10c tonight.

    10:48:29 am ET Jan 28th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Parks Trivia: On tonight's episode of Parks I filmed 90% of my scenes sitting in a hot tub with 3 old dudes.

    10:01:12 pm ET Jan 27th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Thanks Kofi! RT @KofiAnnan Please tune in for a new Parks and Rec tonight at 930 on NBC. It is very entertaining.

    4:32:47 pm ET Jan 27th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: One of my favorite people in the world is now on Twitter - Chris Pratt aka Andy from Parks and Rec, follow him at @prattprattpratt!

    2:16:55 pm ET Jan 27th from Twaitter

  • Aziz Ansari: Gonna be on the Best Show tonight with @scharpling, @jwoliner, and more. Stream at wmfu.org.

    6:32:41 pm ET Jan 25th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Tickets for my show in Stockholm on Feb 21st are now on sale: http://www.ticnet.se/Aziz+Ansari-biljetter/event/CHT0221K

    1:02:40 pm ET Jan 24th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness: http://bit.ly/fkOg98

    1:41:25 pm ET Jan 21st from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Here's an interview I did with @SplitSider: http://splitsider.com/?p=2516

    7:55:21 pm ET Jan 20th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Still have a few more DVDs to give away. Tweet "Parks and Rec returns tonight at 930 on NBC. I LOVE KOREAN PEOPLE!! #ParksandRec" to enter.

    6:26:09 pm ET Jan 20th from web

  • Aziz Ansari: Ok I'm all done folks. Thanks for the questions. Please watch Parks tonight at 930 on NBC after The Office. #ParksandRec

    4:49:30 pm ET Jan 20th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: H.A.M., Synchronize by Discodeine, Still Sound by Toro y Moi RT @pishelle91 what is your favorite song at the moment? #AskAziz

    4:35:36 pm ET Jan 20th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Also doing another movie with McBride called Olympic Sized Asshole. And writing a movie about astronauts for @juddapatow. #AskAziz

    4:31:44 pm ET Jan 20th from Twitter for iPhone

  • Aziz Ansari: Re: movies - I did an awesome movie w/Jesse Eisenberg & Danny McBride. 30 Minutes or Less. Out Aug 11. I'm in it the whole movie! #AskAziz

    4:30:40 pm ET Jan 20th from Twitter for iPhone

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Hails from: Los Angeles, CA
Bio: I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Best known for: Park actor.
Following: 266
Followers: 1,915,727
Twitter ID: azizansari
Career tweets: 4,716
Tweeting online since: May 31, 2007
In category: Acting

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